Faceboot

A re-boot of an account on a social networking website.

I friended a few girlfriends and ex-girlfriends who probably shouldn't know about each other, and put up some pictures that made me look kinda stupid, so I figured the best option was a complete faceboot.

Faceboot by Paulhotel June 12, 2009

Faceboot

When somebody suddenly removes you from a social networking site, for seemingly no reason and with no explanation.

Rob: Hey man, have you seen those pictures on Amanda's Facebook page?

Dan: I can't, she gave me the Faceboot last week.

Faceboot by Random Bro #252345 February 21, 2010

FaceBoot

As Facebook lends itself to being used by the establishment and foreign governments as extensions of both Main Stream Propaganda and Direct Access by Foreign Agents. Censorship of anyone critical of the Fearless Leaders, and Despotic Allies. Arbitrary Logarithms Blocking Users that can't Navigate the Mine Fields of Censorship Masquerading as Reasonable Moderation. Social Media turns into Another Tool of our Out Of Control Western Empire on the Skids.

Before long FaceBook was Co-Opted. Less Free-Speech and More Like "Proper-Speech" that does not Ruffle Feathers even as Rome Burns.. Hence FaceBook turned into FaceBoot.

FaceBoot by WRivers June 9, 2019

Facebook your ass

When a hurt, spiteful person posts something personal, private and intimate about another person where that person will in turn feel betrayed, embarrassed, hurt, or even criminally prosecuted.

She told John she wanted to be with him for the rest of her life, then she changed her mind. John didn't take too kindly with her decision. He told her, "Bitch, I'll Facebook your ass, so he Facebooked her ass and posted her brazenly bragging about all of her recent misdeeds

Facebook your ass by Nikki Stixx October 12, 2019

Facebook Fireman

This is a person who works for the Fire Department and at every opportunity this person is posting on Facebook about everything they have ever done while on duty. This is because they are not very good at the job, so they need all of the "pats on the back" from their other fake "friends" on Facebook.

"Dave is totally a Facebook Fireman."

Facebook Fireman by NYCFF July 18, 2012

Facebook Worth 

=((# of likes your Facebook post gets)/(# of Facebook friends)).

A higher Facebook Worth means your friends really care about you.

"Ricky always gets a lot of likes, but his Facebook Worth is really low."

Facebook Worth by Extra Mayo June 8, 2016

Facebook Is Dead To Me 

When a person gets to the point where they stop logging into Facebook because they are fed up with all of the pathetic and mundane posts by people who are trying to give the appearance their life is great, but in reality they’re unhappy and miserable.

Loser: Dude, why haven't I seen you on Facebook?

Non-Loser: Because I cannot stand all those fucking losers who are trying to pretend how happy they are. If they didn't have a forum to pretend they were happy and post pictures of their ugly kids,

they would probably be french kissing the barrel of a gun. Facebook is dead to me, you fucking bitch.

Facebook Is Dead To Me by Caoimhghin August 25, 2016