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face lift 

When someone gets their face smashed in a big way.
"Her boyfriend called me a queer, so I gave that motherfucker a face lift."
face lift by Dr. Raab October 29, 2008
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face lift 

A plastic surgery face lift can reverse these obvious signs of aging and give you back decades.
face lift by kekik March 25, 2006

face lift 

To touch up on, fix up; usually after prolonged neglected use
Hey I think its time you give you myspace a well-needed face lift!
face lift by *Brendan Hottie* January 30, 2008

hot lead face lift

aka HLFL

To get shot in the face and have it half way hanging off .
Jake loves to snitch so he caught a Hot Lead Face Lift.

clapham face lift

noun.when a hairband or ponytail is worn that pulls back tightly against the scalp creating the illusion of a face lift.popular in trailer parks and council estates.
e.g Her head looks like she`s had a clapham face lift!

Detroit Face Lift

Rubbing Preparation H under your eyes to decrease bagginess temporarily.
Marla had a late night yesterday, so she gave herself a Detroit Face Lift this morning.

council estate face lift

A derogatory term used to describe girls who cannot afford a face lift (trailer trash, council estates). It is characterised by girls who tie all their back very tightly into a pony tail, thus achieving a look similar to a face lift.
I see that scum-bag has a council estate face lift
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