Face drape 

The female teabag: When a girl squats over someone and puts her cunt lips right over your face.

Doesn't happen very often, only the nastiest chicks will face drape, and its always better if their snatch is hairy and rank like tuna.

Will also happen in video games after a chick frags you, and to add insult face drapes your dead body, as in Call of Duty.

Damm Dude! The chick totally face draped you! Nasty

Face drape by WSIX January 17, 2011

face diaper 

slang for face mask

I sneezed really violenty and felt a chunk of snot shoot out! Good thing I was wearing a face diaper! Nobody saw it.

face diaper by talk2me-JCH2 January 6, 2022

face diaper 

another name for the popular yet negligibly useful mask worn during the COVID-19 pandemic including homemade cloth and even crocheted versions.

I'm not wearing one of these pointless face diapers any longer. I don't have COVID and it would blow right through anyway.

face diaper by wordmaker1122 May 25, 2020

Face Diaper 

A badge of stupidity where individuals brainwashed by the media puppets to believe that millions of people are dying from the common cold wear a piece of cloth over their nose and mouth, looped around the back of their ears, sometimes even while alone driving in their cars.

These unfortunate individuals fail to realize that breathing in your own exhaust all day is not healthy, but it makes them feel better since they are caught in the grips of a fear-based mind control operation being perpetrated by politicians on the payroll of big pharma.

You will never see me wearing a face diaper, since people doing this appear to be mentally retarded.

Face Diaper by Red Rover M16 January 9, 2022

face diaper 

A piece of cloth covering the nose and mouth worn by people to protect themselves and others from the unproven to exist, and even if it was real, 99% harmless Covid-19 virus (formerly known as the common cold).

The mask they wear serves the purpose of a face diaper and nothing else. It virtue signals and keeps one from being harassed, possibly but it does not protect anyone from Covid-19, etc.. Technically, one can’t talk shit & be heard when their voice is muffled. Because science.

face diaper by Squirrel Rito January 4, 2021

face diaper 

1) a piece of paper or cloth worn over the nose and mouth to keep figurative and literal crap coming out of the mouth or nose contained
2) people who talk crap need to wear face diapers

He talks crap therefore needs to contain it wearing a face diaper

face diaper by anonymous November 5, 2020

face diapered sleeves 

Those wearing a mask believing in and in total compliance with the government of the day will save them with a UBI Universal Basic Income cheque living their days out as an empty, low vibration being with little or no cognizance or understanding of the world around them, an 'empty' sleeve of sorts.

Those believing in the latest flu epidemic virtue signal blind government support masked as 'face diapered sleeves'.

face diapered sleeves by anonymous September 14, 2020