10 definitions by Squirrel Rito

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She’s a million pains. (not as in singular)
She’s not just a pain in my ass, as in singular. She’s a million pains.
by Squirrel Rito February 25, 2021
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A bad hobbit is easier to kick
than a bad habit.
Tried to kick a bad habit by moving to New Zealand, but ended up kicking a bad hobbit way sooner.
by Squirrel Rito February 25, 2021
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Every time I ask somebody for the answer, I get the wrong answer.
Every time I ask somebody for the answer, I get the wrong answer. “Sir, yes, Sir!” (me as I’m saluting)
by Squirrel Rito February 25, 2021
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A thug life hero row row rocks the boat.
Like a Tom Brady, thug life hero, 2Pac never wore a mask.
by Squirrel Rito February 25, 2021
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Tied for league’s worst.
Not as in the detergent, if only.. we wish. We’re tied for league’s worst. Hashtag t4lw
by Squirrel Rito February 25, 2021
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the absolutely best way to respond to all of your girlfriend’s observations
Though not totally listening to what was probably a super important thing she was talking about, I respectfully replied, “You don’t say, Beyoncé?”
by Squirrel Rito February 25, 2021
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A piece of cloth covering the nose and mouth worn by people to protect themselves and others from the unproven to exist, and even if it was real, 99% harmless Covid-19 virus (formerly known as the common cold).
The mask they wear serves the purpose of a face diaper and nothing else. It virtue signals and keeps one from being harassed, possibly but it does not protect anyone from Covid-19, etc.. Technically, one can’t talk shit & be heard when their voice is muffled. Because science.
by Squirrel Rito January 04, 2021
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