Tom: "What's up with this crazy weather"?
Dick: "I'm chilled to the bone in this damn Febrizzle".
Mary: "I need to get home, take off my clothes and get in a hot tub".
Tom: "I'm up for that".
Dick: "Me too".
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).