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A female whose primary use is for fucking... vaginal and anal.

Other uses may include giving oral sex and taking doses of ejaculate on, or around the face.

Eg: “Going to see my Fucking Cow Tonight.

fucking cow by Dictomaster May 7, 2018

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Dumbass fucking cow

An person arguing with teamates in boss fight, or arguign with guild members.

An person looks stupid.

STOP BEING DUMBASS FUCKING COW!

Dumbass fucking cow by vereb July 12, 2021

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satanic cow-fucking music

The music in the movie Eyes Wide Shut.

The satanic cow-fucking music in Eyes Wide Shut scares me to death.

satanic cow-fucking music by Adam April 19, 2005

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who's fucking this cow?

simply put it means "who's in charge?". Usually said by superior to their inferior whenever their authority is challenged.

Mom: You're driving way too fast, slow down !
Dad: Hey, who's fucking this cow?

who's fucking this cow? by schmiffy April 19, 2010

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cow fucking

to have a large and entertaining party, usually ending in sex and large consumption of alcohalic beverages. Called cow fucking for the need of 4 stomachs to hold all the alcohal

Dude i can't wait to go cow fucking tonight. This is gonna be awesome

cow fucking by Captain Sexarific September 18, 2008

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Simon Fucking Cowell

A giant asshole known best for his unimpressed attitude and his role on America's Got Talent as a judge. He's really, really hated by Bruno Powroznik.

I REALLY hate Simon Fucking Cowell!

Simon Fucking Cowell by Jellie_Bells December 8, 2021

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Bull fucking a cowshit

A kind of bullshit but with more emphasis on seriousness and humor at the same time

Professor after handing test paper: I don't think you passed.
Student: *You: 20/100, Average: 60/100* Bull fucking a cowshit! How did this happen?!

Bull fucking a cowshit by wwiidogefighter July 13, 2016

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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