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Fucking Ass 

A phrase in which is used when you have absolute no comeback when angered or annoyed at another person. This phrase makes the person who uses it look completely stupid, sounding like the person is referring to anal sex, when their only trying to insult. One of the worst comebacks in historical time.
Boy flips Mexican beaner with a rubber band...

Mexican: "Gaaahhh, you fucking ass!"

Boy: "Uhhh? What am I doing?"

fucking ass shit... 

A long stream of obscenities uttered after something has gone wrong.
Aw man I spilled my coffee. Fucking ass shit...

fucking ass ton 

1000e23 of something, or equal to approximately 166 mol (166.05388631270122098592336297644 mol)
Lays Original > Pringles x 1,000e23

Yeah, even a fucking ass ton of Pringles could not beat Lays Original
fucking ass ton by FATFTW December 6, 2006

Laughing my fucking ass off 

Longer Version of LMFAO. Basically for twats who cant express proper emotion or use grammar, also a shitty band who produce utter crap typical of this time period
LMFAO's Party rock was such a great song, Laughing my fucking ass off

cock gobbler in the shitter nigger fart dick fucking ass wipe fucktard autistic fucker 

a dick head guy who just fuckes shit up even when he try to be good
harry you cant do anything right, your such a cock gobbler in the shitter nigger fart dick fucking ass wipe fucktard autistic fucker

kicks fucking ass 

Normal everyday Wendie Gone Feral behaviour. It's one step up from kicking ass and one rung below kicking mother fucking ass (aka Sam L Jackson level Kick Ass)
The World is no match for Wendie...she kicks ass.

No way - she kicks fucking ass.

Lord, lets hope she never has to kick motherfuckin' ass.
kicks fucking ass by Juanny The Fifth September 23, 2009
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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