fucking ass

a phrase for when something rediclous happens

fucking ass! i just shot my load on my keyboard! SHITFUCK!

by niggasense May 1, 2005

Fucking Ass

A phrase in which is used when you have absolute no comeback when angered or annoyed at another person. This phrase makes the person who uses it look completely stupid, sounding like the person is referring to anal sex, when their only trying to insult. One of the worst comebacks in historical time.

Boy flips Mexican beaner with a rubber band...

Mexican: "Gaaahhh, you fucking ass!"

Boy: "Uhhh? What am I doing?"

by TheSlothOfTheUniverse May 15, 2010

fucking ass shit...

A long stream of obscenities uttered after something has gone wrong.

Aw man I spilled my coffee. Fucking ass shit...

by Bisexual_Bicycle October 13, 2016

fucking ass ton

1000e23 of something, or equal to approximately 166 mol (166.05388631270122098592336297644 mol)

Lays Original > Pringles x 1,000e23

Yeah, even a fucking ass ton of Pringles could not beat Lays Original

by FATFTW December 6, 2006

Laughing my fucking ass off

Longer Version of LMFAO. Basically for twats who cant express proper emotion or use grammar, also a shitty band who produce utter crap typical of this time period

LMFAO's Party rock was such a great song, Laughing my fucking ass off

by lovelifeallday February 24, 2012

cock gobbler in the shitter nigger fart dick fucking ass wipe fucktard autistic fucker

a dick head guy who just fuckes shit up even when he try to be good

harry you cant do anything right, your such a cock gobbler in the shitter nigger fart dick fucking ass wipe fucktard autistic fucker

by greg.gatzz May 30, 2017

kicks fucking ass

Normal everyday Wendie Gone Feral behaviour. It's one step up from kicking ass and one rung below kicking mother fucking ass (aka Sam L Jackson level Kick Ass)

The World is no match for Wendie...she kicks ass.

No way - she kicks fucking ass.

Lord, lets hope she never has to kick motherfuckin' ass.

by Juanny The Fifth September 23, 2009