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meaning "to come off second best"
or be fucked over, etc
Starting a fight at the bar, only to get knocked out yourself. "I got fucked on"
fucked on by Gilly__ October 16, 2006
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really drunk, high or in any state where you cannot calculate 2 + 2.
Synonyms include: druck, high, flicked, toasted, zonked, fried, baked, seitzed, tore up, zooted
Wow alex, after that gb I am really fucked on.
Fucked on by Mercer Slang November 17, 2021

getting fucked on 

Being put under excessive pressure, harangued, abused, belittled and all manner of things that are no fun.
Ben is totally getting fucked on at work at the moment.

I fucked on the Magic School Bus 

Something said by seniors to underclassmen (generally freshmen) to intimidate and frighten them. 100% effective.
Patrick (senior): Dude, check this out.

(freshman walks by)

Patrick: I FUCKED ON THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS.

(freshman begins to run)

get fucked on 

It's like "get shit on" except combined with "get fucked" but also what if your enemy is furniture?
Get fucked on, there's a blue shell coming!
get fucked on by c8eflatwhite January 16, 2024

you really fucked the pooch on that one 

To screw it up

fucked her with my socks on 

Rappers often say this as a way to show that they didn't care about the person their fucking and it was just a fling. This also implies that they do it often and don't even bother to get fully naked anymore.
"yeah I took your bitch and I fucked her with my socks on ay"
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When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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