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Fuck you up 

Something you say when you are sexually attracted to someone and want to have sex with them. Saying what you’ll do once you get the chance to see someone you like.
You are so fine, I’m gonna fuck you up when I see you.
Fuck you up by Woops September 9, 2019

Fuck you up ugly 

A Stevenseagalism meaning to cause physical injury stressing the intent to disfigure. Coined by Louisiana deputy sheriff, film actor and blues musician Steven Seagal for the motion picture Driven to Kill from 2009.
SS: Let me go, just let me go on by...or I'll fuck you up ugly.
G1: Heheh, "fuck you up ugly" he says!
G2: Both of us?
G1: Tell me something, what's that mean "fuck you up ugly"?
SS: It means yo momma won't recognize you in your coffin.
Fuck you up ugly by wonderwill June 30, 2011

fuck you up yo ass

Black for "mind your own business", "leave me alone", "buzz off", etc.
To a bill collector: "Fuck you up yo ass, BITCH!"
fuck you up yo ass by Glenn T. April 11, 2007

Fuck You Up Pint 

1/2 Lagar
1/2 Smirnoff Ice
and a shot of Vodka.

Downed in 1.

Turbo shandy but better.
Man 1: Want a Fuck You Up Pint?
Man 2: Hell yeah, i wanna get fucked up.
Fuck You Up Pint by Dead_Eric October 27, 2007

I will fuck you up! 

means the person saying it plans to seriously injure or kill the person it is said too
Tom: Hey, dude, you want to fight? Hit me!
Bill: Man, You should walk away! I have a black belt in karate. I will fuck you up!
I will fuck you up! by noladoc April 26, 2014

im gonna fuck you up 

A level beyond mad. Serious intent for bodily harm and or other serious retribution.
"You wrecked my car? im gonna fuck you up!!"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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