FTDS

(abv.) abbreviation for "Fuck The Dumb Shit".

1 - Expression used in the case when somebody is making a choice where the person makes the more intelligent of the options.
2 - Expression used to describe a state of mind where one does not let the small or pointless things affect them.
3 - Expression used to describe when somebody goes beast mode.

1)
Johnny: Would you rather have a ham sandwich or a fillet mignon for lunch?

Chuck: FTDS! I'll take option 2!

2)
Chuck: But Microsoft stock went down 2 points...

Johnny: FTDS. It doesn't matter. Let's get the fillets anyway.

3)
Tim: I think Chuck and Johnny are currently fucking the dumb shit for lunch.

by Honest Johnny May 23, 2008

Flag

Get the FTDS mug.

FTD

"Fresh To Death"

These new Nike's I just copped are FTD, but not as much as my Jordans.

by jiggaman212 February 03, 2010

Flag

Get the FTD mug.

FTD!

FUCK THIS DAY!

my rent check is due and i am need of be tending to my apartment and other obligations, but i am going to wind up hopefully getting at most 2 hours of sleep head down on my desk at work. FTD!

by GrimWorker March 03, 2010

Flag

Get the FTD! mug.

FTD's

Facebook Transmitted Diseases - Viruses and hacks that you get on facebook and then instantly send to all of your other friends.

Have you seen the news feed today? People are spreading FTD's faster than the cast members of Jersey Shore on spring break.

by PROSTASIS.com May 04, 2011

Flag

Get the FTD's mug.

FTD

A phrase you can use when youre acknoledging anything that is simply “for the day”. It can be used to describe just about anything that is specific to that day or event, like a mood, outfit, expression, or something that you plan on buying, using, or sharing with friends.

Friend 1: I just wanna get some biddies over here tonight!

Friend 2: Same, thats my mood FTD

You guys wanna do a joint or a blunt for the day?

Girl, you look so cute! I’m loving the fit FTD.

by hiddenvalleyfaith February 28, 2019

Flag

Get the FTD mug.