Skip to main content
(abv.) abbreviation for "Fuck The Dumb Shit".

1 - Expression used in the case when somebody is making a choice where the person makes the more intelligent of the options.
2 - Expression used to describe a state of mind where one does not let the small or pointless things affect them.
3 - Expression used to describe when somebody goes beast mode.
1)
Johnny: Would you rather have a ham sandwich or a fillet mignon for lunch?

Chuck: FTDS! I'll take option 2!

2)
Chuck: But Microsoft stock went down 2 points...

Johnny: FTDS. It doesn't matter. Let's get the fillets anyway.

3)
Tim: I think Chuck and Johnny are currently fucking the dumb shit for lunch.
FTDS by Honest Johnny May 23, 2008
FTDS mug front
Get the FTDS mug.
See more merch
FTDS - don't be messin with me, quit talking stupid.
FTDS by KDM19 June 22, 2022
the abbreviation for the term fck the dumb shit. and the official stamp for the fck the dumb shit. clothing line.
FTDS. by nicholas keith July 25, 2011
Facebook Transmitted Diseases - Viruses and hacks that you get on facebook and then instantly send to all of your other friends.
Have you seen the news feed today? People are spreading FTD's faster than the cast members of Jersey Shore on spring break.
FTD's by PROSTASIS.com May 28, 2011

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026