FTD's

Facebook Transmitted Diseases - Viruses and hacks that you get on facebook and then instantly send to all of your other friends.

Have you seen the news feed today? People are spreading FTD's faster than the cast members of Jersey Shore on spring break.

FTD's by PROSTASIS.com May 28, 2011

FTDS 

(abv.) abbreviation for "Fuck The Dumb Shit".

1 - Expression used in the case when somebody is making a choice where the person makes the more intelligent of the options.
2 - Expression used to describe a state of mind where one does not let the small or pointless things affect them.
3 - Expression used to describe when somebody goes beast mode.

1)
Johnny: Would you rather have a ham sandwich or a fillet mignon for lunch?

Chuck: FTDS! I'll take option 2!

2)
Chuck: But Microsoft stock went down 2 points...

Johnny: FTDS. It doesn't matter. Let's get the fillets anyway.

3)
Tim: I think Chuck and Johnny are currently fucking the dumb shit for lunch.

FTDS by Honest Johnny May 23, 2008

FTDS. 

the abbreviation for the term fck the dumb shit. and the official stamp for the fck the dumb shit. clothing line.

i love FTDS. apparel!

FTDS. by nicholas keith July 25, 2011

FTDS 

Fuck the dumb shit

FTDS - don't be messin with me, quit talking stupid.

FTDS by KDM19 June 22, 2022