FTD's

Facebook Transmitted Diseases - Viruses and hacks that you get on facebook and then instantly send to all of your other friends.

Have you seen the news feed today? People are spreading FTD's faster than the cast members of Jersey Shore on spring break.

FTD's by PROSTASIS.com May 28, 2011

FTDS 

(abv.) abbreviation for "Fuck The Dumb Shit".

1 - Expression used in the case when somebody is making a choice where the person makes the more intelligent of the options.
2 - Expression used to describe a state of mind where one does not let the small or pointless things affect them.
3 - Expression used to describe when somebody goes beast mode.

1)
Johnny: Would you rather have a ham sandwich or a fillet mignon for lunch?

Chuck: FTDS! I'll take option 2!

2)
Chuck: But Microsoft stock went down 2 points...

Johnny: FTDS. It doesn't matter. Let's get the fillets anyway.

3)
Tim: I think Chuck and Johnny are currently fucking the dumb shit for lunch.

FTDS by Honest Johnny May 23, 2008

FTDS. 

the abbreviation for the term fck the dumb shit. and the official stamp for the fck the dumb shit. clothing line.

i love FTDS. apparel!

FTDS. by nicholas keith July 25, 2011

FTDS 

Fuck the dumb shit

FTDS - don't be messin with me, quit talking stupid.

FTDS by KDM19 June 22, 2022

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019