Free Head

When girls go on vacation get you drunk and use their women seducing powers to get you to fuck her for free. This sounds great but usually girls looking for free head are usually carrying STD's or are ugly.

Dude One: DAMN
Dude Two: What?
Dude One: A girl got my free head and now i have AIDS.
Dude Two: Thats what you get for screwing my mom, BITCH

Free Head by Johnny3TearsXD February 28, 2011

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Free head Thursday

Every thursday males get free bjs from anyone they asked.

I can’t wait for free head Thursday.

Free head Thursday by Daddy_jorge September 10, 2020

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Free Head Card

Anyone You Show This To Has To Give You Free Head.

Hey look at this! *shows free head card* Aw man, now i gotta give u head

Free Head Card by FaxTalker69420 May 26, 2021

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free head lettuce

Lettuce that has never been packaged and bounded with tight fitting plastic. The lettuce head tastes better since it was never exposed to plastic. Highly recommended by well known chefs who also generally suggest free range chicken.

TV Chef: "Always select a free head lettuce when preparing a gourmet salad."

free head lettuce by yes juanito yes May 26, 2015