FPI

FPI is an abbreviation of Freddo price index which is a method of calculating inflation using the price of Cadburys Freddo frog bars over time. The FPI gains its name from pre-existing methods to calculate inflation, those being the consumer price index and retail price index. FPI exclusively looks at the weighted cost of Freddo bars and does not account for the cost of living.

News reader "Mark Carney will sit down with the MPC today to decide on the base rate for this upcoming quarter, officials will be taking into account CPI, RPI and the Freddo price index when making their decision to incentivise spending or not."
OR
Paul "Bro everything is so expensive these days, I remember when I could get a meal deal for £2.50"
Steve" Yeah mate just look at the FPI Freddos used to be 10p but now look, hyperinflation Im telling you"

by The economist January 17, 2019

FPI

Simple and short, Future Puss Intake. Use this when talking about the amount of females you bring into the Frat house. Usually affected by a SIMP, avoid all SIMPs to keep your frat FPI High! Commonly used in most frat house communities in america

Dude that new pledge is a SIMP bro, he's definately gonna affect our FPI... We gotta drop him

by Lover Boi January 9, 2020

FPI

The FPI stands for Federal Penis Inspectors, they are a group of people who inspect penis' of all shapes and sizes and determine if they are microscopic.

FPI OPEN UP, SHOW ME THE SMALL PP.

by PussySlayerLair October 7, 2022

Fpike

Fpike n - A Fpoon with a blade on one side. The best utensil ever.

- Dude, I totally just ate soup with meat and potatoes in it
- How many utensils did you have to use?
- I used a FPIKE

by The inventor of the Fpike April 4, 2009

FPITA

A fucking pain in the ass

When she got her new cell phone with unlimited minutes, she went from a PITA to an FPITA.

by Science98 July 9, 2009

fpic

Short for fucking epic. Pronounced eff-pic.

That concert totally rocked, it was fpic!

by Hongkan February 10, 2009

FPickle

See: Fuck Pickle
See also: Pickle fucker

The FPickle is the pickle used in a Pickle Fuck. As in the movie ClerksII. The act of stuffing a pickle up someone's ass, then making them walk 10 paces without dropping the pickle. If the pickle falls, they eat the pickle.

by Aynonymouse June 11, 2008