FOPFU

Acronym meaning "Fixing Other People's Fuck-Ups"

This job is killing me. I spend all day FOPFU, then get my ass chewed out for not getting my own work done.

by ShksprTX September 13, 2011

Forfuckingever

The time between now and when you can be with your perfect crush. An eternity.

Time apart ticks so slowly. It's still forfuckingever until I can be with my sweetheart.

by Montana Luddite September 14, 2021

FOFU

(phrase): Fear of fucking up

I have so much going on, and I know I must be forgetting something. The FOFU is real.

by toomuchfofu September 26, 2017

fopulence

The style and/or trappings of the über-metrosexual or modern fop. 'Fopulence' includes designer clothing, skin and hair care products, 20+ pair of shoes (preferably Gucci or Prada), a gourmet kitchen, and the generally refined taste that vastly prefers Kristen Bell's fine High Caucasian ass to Kim Kardashian's ghastly ghetto monstrosity.

Bradley appeared fashionably late for the wine-tasting, as always perfectly groomed and exuding elegant fopulence

by Mo Dixley September 18, 2011

foofu

An old monk tradition that involves growing out your pubes so long that you can make figures out of the hair and braid.

"Yo, I heard Nayehl has a foofu and it's in the shape of a dolphin."

by foofulover September 6, 2023

Fapfuel

dirty talk, porn, sexting. a really hot girl, or boy.

talking dirty with you is such fapfuel

by fapfuel June 10, 2011

foxfur

(verb) to outfox an online scammer in an internet chatroom or blog. Also, (noun) a person who hunts and successfully outwits someone engaging in an online scam.

Suspicious of inconsistencies, Harry began to foxfur David in the chatroom by asking for the name of his son's doctor before he donated money, and it eventually came out that David had no son.

by Jen Minola July 29, 2005