foofu 

An old monk tradition that involves growing out your pubes so long that you can make figures out of the hair and braid.

"Yo, I heard Nayehl has a foofu and it's in the shape of a dolphin."

foofu by foofulover September 6, 2023

foofu 

Royal bloodline of the feline form, usually a tortiseshell.

My cat's name is Her Royal Highness Princess Minnie Foofu.

foofu by jenniferz September 24, 2008

Foofadeefoof 

An afro of pubic hair on the spacing between your balls and your asshole.

I need to trim my foofadeefoof, it's getting big.

Foofadeefoof by SOUL AMAZING June 1, 2010

Forfuckingever 

The time between now and when you can be with your perfect crush. An eternity.

Time apart ticks so slowly. It's still forfuckingever until I can be with my sweetheart.

Forfuckingever by Montana Luddite September 14, 2021

Fofofu 

Fofofu is slang for FOrm FOllows FUnction. It is mistaken for a rebellion against capitalism, but is really a formula used by people to live more efficient lives. It's a philosophy that prevents money from being spent on totally ego driven, useless things and spends it on purposeful things like food, shelter, furniture, etc.

A sales dude at the wheel shop had convinced me to spend 10g's on a set of bling 26" wheels and tires but my girlfriend whispered fofofu into my ear, and I saved the 10g's for a downpayment on a house.

Fofofu by SDAI-Tech1 February 4, 2009

FOFU 

(phrase): Fear of fucking up

I have so much going on, and I know I must be forgetting something. The FOFU is real.

FOFU by toomuchfofu September 26, 2017

Foofoofnik 

Generally speaking, an old, wrinkly, long-lobed, snow white haired person that drives way too slow in the left lane, that's oblivious to all else around him or her.

Jesus Christ, look at that foofoofnik driving so slow, they can't even see over their steering wheel!

Foofoofnik by Blumpette December 9, 2018