foofu
An old monk tradition that involves growing out your pubes so long that you can make figures out of the hair and braid.
foofu by foofulover September 6, 2023
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foofus • Foofur • Foofuh • Fooful • foofulishicness • foofunny • Droofus the foofus • Foo-Fucker • Foo-Fuckkkk • foof
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Forfuckingever by Montana Luddite September 14, 2021
Fofofu
Fofofu is slang for FOrm FOllows FUnction. It is mistaken for a rebellion against capitalism, but is really a formula used by people to live more efficient lives. It's a philosophy that prevents money from being spent on totally ego driven, useless things and spends it on purposeful things like food, shelter, furniture, etc.
A sales dude at the wheel shop had convinced me to spend 10g's on a set of bling 26" wheels and tires but my girlfriend whispered fofofu into my ear, and I saved the 10g's for a downpayment on a house.
Fofofu by SDAI-Tech1 February 4, 2009
FOFU
FOFU by toomuchfofu September 26, 2017
Foofoofnik
Generally speaking, an old, wrinkly, long-lobed, snow white haired person that drives way too slow in the left lane, that's oblivious to all else around him or her.
Jesus Christ, look at that foofoofnik driving so slow, they can't even see over their steering wheel!
Foofoofnik by Blumpette December 9, 2018
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
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Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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