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An old monk tradition that involves growing out your pubes so long that you can make figures out of the hair and braid.
"Yo, I heard Nayehl has a foofu and it's in the shape of a dolphin."
foofu by foofulover September 6, 2023
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Royal bloodline of the feline form, usually a tortiseshell.
My cat's name is Her Royal Highness Princess Minnie Foofu.
foofu by jenniferz September 24, 2008
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Foofadeefoof 

An afro of pubic hair on the spacing between your balls and your asshole.
I need to trim my foofadeefoof, it's getting big.
Foofadeefoof by SOUL AMAZING June 1, 2010

Forfuckingever 

The time between now and when you can be with your perfect crush. An eternity.
Time apart ticks so slowly. It's still forfuckingever until I can be with my sweetheart.
Forfuckingever by Montana Luddite September 14, 2021
Fofofu is slang for FOrm FOllows FUnction. It is mistaken for a rebellion against capitalism, but is really a formula used by people to live more efficient lives. It's a philosophy that prevents money from being spent on totally ego driven, useless things and spends it on purposeful things like food, shelter, furniture, etc.
A sales dude at the wheel shop had convinced me to spend 10g's on a set of bling 26" wheels and tires but my girlfriend whispered fofofu into my ear, and I saved the 10g's for a downpayment on a house.
Fofofu by SDAI-Tech1 February 4, 2009
I have so much going on, and I know I must be forgetting something. The FOFU is real.
FOFU by toomuchfofu September 26, 2017

Foofoofnik 

Generally speaking, an old, wrinkly, long-lobed, snow white haired person that drives way too slow in the left lane, that's oblivious to all else around him or her.
Jesus Christ, look at that foofoofnik driving so slow, they can't even see over their steering wheel!
Foofoofnik by Blumpette December 9, 2018
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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