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FONSO

Noun

A state of mental instability or emotional strain caused by the fear of not making a sale. Often times, this word is used to describe liquidity chasers who race themselves to the floor in order to quickly sell a security, collectible, etc.; this is especially true if it is in times during a high sales volume.
NFTArtCritic: The sales volume is insane in this project! You need to buy in while the floor is still below .5 Eth.

Fomo Baggins: Don't you mean .3 Eth? There are now 43 listings below .3 Eth, the floor is .27 Eth.
NFTArtCritic: JESUS CHRIST! These filthy and highly casual, liquidity chasers have a horrible case of the FONSOs! If they would have just listed .1, .01, or .001 over the floor they would sell and walk away with more ETH and would only wait an extra 5-30 minutes to make a sale at the current volume being moved.

Fomo Baggins: Good thing for me though, cause now I'm going to Fomo in at a discounted rate!
by NFTArtCritic September 20, 2021
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Fonso Magic

The act of putting in the least amount of effort that yields the maximum appearance of "hard work."
Josh: This warehouse looks like shit!

TSA employee: We'll do some Fonso Magic!
15 min later....
Josh: The warehouse looks perrrfect!
by Freight Fags March 27, 2016
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Fenson

Fenson is the leader of a cult currently known as "The Fenpossy" that roams the earth during the Fenaissance Era. His followers include fensonson, fensonsonson, fencousin, fenfosterson and more. Fenson is also the strongest entity in the world, stronger than Thanos. Fenson is an intellectual, a tech geek, the most sexiest man alive.
Rob: Fenson! My man, where you at bro?
Fenson: I was hanging out with mark and leo?
Rob: MILAD! *claps* ITS OVER!!!
Fenson: Webster is bullying me again!
by fensemble November 13, 2019
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Fono

Fono is short, secret codename for reverse gravity bong. Smoking apparatus can be made with household objects, but fono enthusiasts shown great level of invention last decades. The most basic fono can be made out of aluminum foil and plastic bottle. Process of collecting smoke inside a bottle is called cooking. Weak, transparent fono si called ghost.
"just found a bottle, let's make a fono"

"you want to smoke a blunt or fono?" "Both"

Friend 1: "You have a fono call!"
by fonogang September 9, 2019
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foosop

dude you’re so foosop!!
by _.elijah._10 February 1, 2019
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Dostať Fončordu

When someone srews you over

Mainly used in Slovakia

Fončorda is a part of town in middle of Slovakia Called Banská Bystrica in this part of the city people are really mean and known to steal and screw people over
"Kámo som si zriešil za dvacík od Kubinu a kokot mi dal iba 1,2G toto je najlahšie ako Dostať Fončordu"
"Bro I bought for 20€ and the plug only gave me 1,2G this is the easiest way how to experience Fončordu"
by SprostýKokot October 11, 2019
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Forsooth

(Adverb)

For real. Really. Truly.

(Paired with different punctuations to express a wide range of expressions ranging from strong affirmation to ironic disbelief. See fer real, and indeed)

Origin:
“For”, Old English word for For + “Sooth”, Old English word of Germanic origin meaning, “true, genuine, or real.”
Example 1:
Lo! Forsooth, get thine arse hither ere ye festivities wither down, brother!

Translation: Yo! Fer Real, get yo ass over here before da party ends, bruh!

Example 2:
Lo! Forsooth! Thy mother be so fat, orcs be callin’ her pork, knave!

Translation:
Yo! Fer Real! Yo mama so fat, orcs call her pork, G!

Example 3:
Wing Commander: Alas, blindest she mine eyes with her radiant beauty; ne’er have I seen her equal.

Wingman: Forsooth, brother! Forsooth!

Translation:
Wing Commander: Daaaamn, dat girl be so hot imma go blind! She ain’ like dem other girls.

Wingman: Fer real, bruh! Fer real!
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