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A term used by IT Technicians to describe some one being an idiot. It's an anacromyn of Fault Occured Between Chair and System.
IT Tech 1 'I just got called to find out why the printer wasn't working'
IT Tech 2 'So what was the problem?'
IT Tech 1 'FOBCAS'
FOBCAS by DK_UK January 7, 2012
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Forcastinate 

Forcastinate: knowing well in advance that you will wait until the last minute to get a task done.
Phil knew that his anniversary was coming up but, just like every year, his tendency to forcastinate would mean that he would be shopping at the last minute
Forcastinate by ablockalypse September 12, 2010
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An insult, which may be used as an adjective or noun, derived from the words fob and ass, and referring to someone who is particularly annoying at a given time; especially applied to individuals who are not fobs.
What's your problem, fobass?
OMG, did you see that? What a fobass!
fobass by Fabulistic March 7, 2005
The time you're very exited about any kind of specific weather, mostly snow or rain etc.
usually the weather will cancel any sort of activity you would kill yourself to go to.Usually at a family picnic or a boring meeting. exitment
(1st guy): Dude, i'm about to have a major forcasm now!
(2nd guy): What for?
(1st guy): My friend told me the rain is gonna pour! Let's hope that the family picnic gets canceled! We can do whatever we want!
(2nd guy): Yeah!
Forcasm by Spazbo 777 February 18, 2009

fobcessories 

Accessories and paraphernalia used predominantly by FOBs.
She loves her fobcessories, such as Hello Kitty, Forever Friends, and Yes Cards
fobcessories by Raymond Cheung September 1, 2006
The dopest MC in the 630
Junior: Yo who that nigga they call "Forcast" ?

Angel: Forreal? Dude's 15 & spits that real hip hop shit you should listen to him

Junior: Ightt no doubt gimme a link
Forcast by El Chapo De Sinaloa July 16, 2010
a. a fob in a position of authority
b. a fob who is significantly fobbier than other fobs, therefore has been promoted to a master of fobs

In order to be a fobmaster the fob must:
- a fob who is balding, or
- a fob who has power over another person, or (fob or not)
- or fob who has white hair, or
- a fob who is older than 40
If your landlord or professor is a fob, then he is a fobmaster.
fobmaster by Ministry of Fobs October 9, 2008
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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