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Stands for "Fuck no to cheating hoes". Pronounced "Finch". The newest way to refer to a guy or girl who cheats, steals boyfriends/girlfriends, or acts whore-ish in any other way.
James: Wow, I can't believe Katie turned into such FNTCH."
Alexis: Yeah, it's really unfortunate.. he was such a good guy.
FNTCH by Emma L. July 20, 2009
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fetch up 

I am done for THIS Thanks Giving dinner! If I eat another bite...I'll fetch up all over myself.
fetch up by talk2me-JCH2 December 24, 2020
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fetch quest 

noun. A term, often used by gamers, to describe a quest in an RPG game in which the player must obtain an object or objects to complete the quest. While in the process, they may come into contact with enemies, obstacles, and or general head ache. After the player has obtained the object, the quest is completed, and the character is awarded with a tivial reward. Most gamers hate fetch quests, and games such as Aika Online are full of them.
Yeah, it's just a simple fetch quest. Just go get a bucket of milk and give it to the farmer.

Gah! I have to get a stupid glowing rock for only 1000 XP?!?! I hate fetch quests!
fetch quest by Calex June 22, 2010

Friend Futcher

Code word for lads to use when a new friend comes in and tries to hit on your girl. Futcher is the Hindi meaning for Future, this is a friend to watch out for in the future. Once he’s made his way into your inner circle, he’ll turn into a sex pest, hanging outside your house, following your girl everywhere she goes like a rat up a drain pipe.

Code for the boys to say straight away so you can straighten him out as soon he goes into the gents with a Glaswegian kiss.
Bro, we’ve never seen you here before, where did you say you’re from?

Friend 2, warns of friend Futcher
Friend Futcher by sWanker March 25, 2021

FetchKitty 

A FetchKitty is a fetish. It is done by someone who grabs random or specific things you request and brings them to you for sexual pleasure. Normally closeted adult men who perform the act in skimpy lingerie but can be done in regular attire. The act itself is not gender specific.
I found a video of Baddie Streams being a fetchkitty for Brandon Herrera and it was so hot!

Did you see the new fetchkitty video of Donut Operator and Eli Double Tap? The best thing I've seen in years!
FetchKitty by UnsubscribePodcast August 24, 2022
a very little village... atatched onto the side of Bookham, and lumped next to a Leather head. Pretty awesome place really. Where else do you get a bakers and a pet shop?
have you been to Fetcham yet?

no......

WHY NOT!!! It's one of the seven wonders of the world!!!
Fetcham by hehehehehhehehe :D September 24, 2011

far-fetched 

adjective

-barely believable based on logical or normal thinking
syn: unbelievable, unlikely, improbable
Everybody was hoping for him to change, but it remains far-fetched.
far-fetched by Kirby Ocastro November 3, 2007
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
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