FNTCH
Stands for "Fuck no to cheating hoes". Pronounced "Finch". The newest way to refer to a guy or girl who cheats, steals boyfriends/girlfriends, or acts whore-ish in any other way.
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fetch quest
noun. A term, often used by gamers, to describe a quest in an RPG game in which the player must obtain an object or objects to complete the quest. While in the process, they may come into contact with enemies, obstacles, and or general head ache. After the player has obtained the object, the quest is completed, and the character is awarded with a tivial reward. Most gamers hate fetch quests, and games such as Aika Online are full of them.
Yeah, it's just a simple fetch quest. Just go get a bucket of milk and give it to the farmer.
Gah! I have to get a stupid glowing rock for only 1000 XP?!?! I hate fetch quests!
Gah! I have to get a stupid glowing rock for only 1000 XP?!?! I hate fetch quests!
fetch quest by Calex June 22, 2010
Friend Futcher
Code word for lads to use when a new friend comes in and tries to hit on your girl. Futcher is the Hindi meaning for Future, this is a friend to watch out for in the future. Once he’s made his way into your inner circle, he’ll turn into a sex pest, hanging outside your house, following your girl everywhere she goes like a rat up a drain pipe.
Code for the boys to say straight away so you can straighten him out as soon he goes into the gents with a Glaswegian kiss.
Code for the boys to say straight away so you can straighten him out as soon he goes into the gents with a Glaswegian kiss.
Bro, we’ve never seen you here before, where did you say you’re from?
Friend 2, warns of friend Futcher
Friend 2, warns of friend Futcher
Friend Futcher by sWanker March 25, 2021
FetchKitty
A FetchKitty is a fetish. It is done by someone who grabs random or specific things you request and brings them to you for sexual pleasure. Normally closeted adult men who perform the act in skimpy lingerie but can be done in regular attire. The act itself is not gender specific.
I found a video of Baddie Streams being a fetchkitty for Brandon Herrera and it was so hot!
Did you see the new fetchkitty video of Donut Operator and Eli Double Tap? The best thing I've seen in years!
Did you see the new fetchkitty video of Donut Operator and Eli Double Tap? The best thing I've seen in years!
FetchKitty by UnsubscribePodcast August 24, 2022
Fetcham
a very little village... atatched onto the side of Bookham, and lumped next to a Leather head. Pretty awesome place really. Where else do you get a bakers and a pet shop?
Fetcham by hehehehehhehehe :D September 24, 2011
far-fetched
adjective
-barely believable based on logical or normal thinking
syn: unbelievable, unlikely, improbable
-barely believable based on logical or normal thinking
syn: unbelievable, unlikely, improbable
far-fetched by Kirby Ocastro November 3, 2007
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