FMIL 

Fucking Mother-In-Law.

For when your vitrolic loathing needs to spill forth, but in a tastefully discreet acronym.

"Dude, she's such a bitch, I think she's ready to become the FMIL."

FMIL by sheertone April 6, 2006

FMIL 

Future Mother-In-Law.

The non-dirty (and probably more oft-intended) version of FMIL.

"I hate getting emails from my FMIL."

FMIL by invisibelle December 18, 2008

FMIL 

Fuck my imaginary life.

Lochlan: Dude, even the imaginary version of Jane hates me!

Matt: Wow.. FMIL.

FMIL by Kookoo Hatterland August 16, 2010

FMILF 

future mother id like to fuck

she is really attractive, she is a total fmilf

FMILF by jsb8692 January 17, 2009

FMILOPAS

The medical procedure to remove dangling foreskin, due to a botched circumcision.

Sheldon cooked his FMILOPAS over a bed of rice.

FMILOPAS by Mung Lover1 May 18, 2009

FMILF 

An acronym meaning "Future Mother I'd Like to Fuck." A term used to describe a pregnant woman who is very physically attractive.

"Dude, Maria is lookin' real good these days, even though she's 7 months pregnant."

"I hear that bro; a total FMILF."

FMILF by BeetsBySchrute December 30, 2014

fmilf 

1.Fat man I'd love to fuck. Yes it is used in most situations when you see a reasonable sized man approaching you.
2.It may be also used just to point out afat person without sounding rude.

"Hey shannon look at the fmilf! what a fat fuck."

"Ya man total lard ass."

fmilf by lannon May 13, 2005