FMILF

future mother id like to fuck

she is really attractive, she is a total fmilf

by jsb8692 January 17, 2009

FMILF

An acronym meaning "Future Mother I'd Like to Fuck." A term used to describe a pregnant woman who is very physically attractive.

"Dude, Maria is lookin' real good these days, even though she's 7 months pregnant."

"I hear that bro; a total FMILF."

by BeetsBySchrute December 30, 2014

fmilf

1.Fat man I'd love to fuck. Yes it is used in most situations when you see a reasonable sized man approaching you.
2.It may be also used just to point out afat person without sounding rude.

"Hey shannon look at the fmilf! what a fat fuck."

"Ya man total lard ass."

by lannon May 13, 2005

Fmilf

Facebook Mom I'd like to fuck. When a Parent or Guardian figure (most commonly Female) subscribes to face book. A trend that is know doubt increasing, can be found most commonly in the areas surrounding Orange County California.

"Hey man your mom just friended me on facebook yesterday." She's a Fmilf for sure"

by Dana A Cecere February 4, 2009

Filf

Friend I’d like to fuck

Wow she is such a “filf” I would like to have sex with her even though she is my friend

by Sexyenglishmajor January 28, 2018

failfag

f~cking ~ssholes that think that they are cool, or funny by saying the word "fail". This person may be deemed a failfag if they use the word "fail" as a noun, adjective, adverb, or uncessfully conjugate the word as a verb. Failfags do not realize that this word has been long taboo'd, and that the word eventually gets old. Failfags may also overuse the word "epic" in an uncuccessful attempt at sounding cool.

**Kevin drops his pencil
failfag: FAILL!!! hahahaha!
kevin: Shutup, don't be a failfag

by 3V3RY0N3! April 14, 2010

Failfailha

A way of describing the 'Kamehameha' technique from the Dragonball: Evolution movie.
It is used to show that the movie ruined the original technique from the anime and manga of Dragonball and failed to be an accurate representation.

The techinique kamehameha from the Dragonball: Evolution movie should be renamed failfailha because it wasnt an accurate representation of the original.

by Brinny-Chan June 19, 2009