An acronym meaning "Future Mother I'd Like to Fuck." A term used to describe a pregnant woman who is very physically attractive.
"Dude, Maria is lookin' real good these days, even though she's 7 months pregnant."

"I hear that bro; a total FMILF."
by BeetsBySchrute December 30, 2015
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1.Fat man I'd love to fuck. Yes it is used in most situations when you see a reasonable sized man approaching you.
2.It may be also used just to point out afat person without sounding rude.
"Hey shannon look at the fmilf! what a fat fuck."

"Ya man total lard ass."
by lannon March 24, 2005
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Facebook Mom I'd like to fuck. When a Parent or Guardian figure (most commonly Female) subscribes to face book. A trend that is know doubt increasing, can be found most commonly in the areas surrounding Orange County California.
"Hey man your mom just friended me on facebook yesterday." She's a Fmilf for sure"


by Dana A Cecere February 3, 2009
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