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fluff you 

Shane: u suck

Me: fluff you!
fluff you by sairaj May 13, 2014
Words you can keep

fluff your garfield 

euphemism for masturbation, courtesy of ABC's "Whose Line is it, anyway?"
"I'll fluff your Garfield if you know what you mean."

Fluff your pillow 

A sexual act in which a male stands up with his pants off and his partner (female or male) takes their hands and "fluffs" his balls by quickly moving them through their fingers and lifting them up and down.
(Boy takes his pants off)
Boy: "Babe can you come over here? I need you to fluff my pillow!"
Girl: "Sure i would love to come fluff your pillow"
Fluff your pillow by vic123456789 December 12, 2012

fluff your jesus 

It is when you pick up your Jesus pillow and shake it and squeeze it in order to fluff it up.
You: Wow, this Jesus pillow is pretty flat. Maybe I should fluff it up.
Me: Yeah, go ahead, fluff your jesus.
fluff your jesus by M-Dog August 7, 2004

fluff your jesus 

When you have a statue of Jesus and you use a dustbuster on it.
"Dude, that Jesus needs fluffing."
"Dude, I'm gonna fluff my Jesus."

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go fluff your puff 

gay slang, pre-Stonewall era, meant as a put-down. Meaning there's too much powder make-up on your powder puff, Mary; you need to tone it down. You need to calm down.
Feel better you got that out of your system? Go fluff your puff.

fluff your jesus 

yo, don't be a fucking donut puncher...u just said fluff your jesus
fluff your jesus by 315 & T-Dog! March 27, 2003
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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