FISHTAR 

Fucking Illinois
Shithead Towing A Rzr
This is a necessary 2023 update to the 2004 (founded) UD entry of FISHTAB. This needed, as most affluent Illini Invaders are older now and fishing is too much work. They have since traded their fishing boats for Polaris RZR's.

Whoa! That FISHTAR just cut me off and nearly jacknifed his trailer in the process!

FISHTAR by Goldsburg September 26, 2023

FISHTARDS 

1. FISHTARDS, a jumbled acronym for DHS, IRS, and ATF; is a slang term for the FED's. It is similar to the word Glowies, but created to evade censorship from using 'Glowies' on certain platforms. The word was first created and popularized, on the now banned "PvP Report" Discord server. The emoji representing FISHTARDS, is a Charlie the Tuna Fish wearing a CIA hat backwards.

Example 1. Q: Why did the server get deleted?

A: The FISHTARDS shut it down, because we posted a few edgy meme's.

Example 2. Q: Why did the FISHTARDS raid John's house?

A: John refused to be extorted by theives

FISHTARDS by Bowman666 March 1, 2023

fishtab 

Fuckin' Illinois Shit Head Towing a Boat - Refers to rude, clueless Illinois resident(s) (usually Chicago suburbanites) who not only have no clue as to courteous driving, but further exemplify it while towing a massive boat. In most cases, FIBs love to drop their 32' cruisers in 60 acre lakes and wonder why they are getting the bird from fisherman.

"Hey Fishtab.. this is a fishing lake you glub..glub...glub".

fishtab by Bajaskier July 6, 2007

Fishtankin' 

The act of two people making out with such fervor that it is audible to others around.

Example 1:
(Josh and Lana are making out)
Marlee: Can you hear that?
Amanda: Is that the fish tank?

Example 2:
(Alexander and Kayla were making out the previous night)
Alexander: (sly look) So, I kept hearing a belt buckle last night...
Nathan: Yeah well, I heard you fishtankin' it up! How about that?
Alexander: (holds head down in shame)
Nathan: (ultimate glory)

Fishtankin' by curlyfries102 February 20, 2011

Fistaroni 

To receive a rough and rugged fisting of your anus from you partner, male or female, as a gesture of appreciation after you have taken them for a wonderful pasta dinner at their favorite Italian restaurant.

Joe: Hey Frank. How as you date with Susan last night? Did you take her to Gambino's?
Frank: Yea brother. It was great. Great wine. Great Pasta. She loves that place. Loves it so much that I got the old Fistaroni when I got home.

Joe: Sweet! At least the Lasagna won't clog you up this time.

Fistaroni by Eaton Holgoode May 14, 2015

fishtarded 

Someone or something who is excessively fishy or lacking in fishiness

"The Little Mermaid is fishtarded."

fishtarded by fishtales1010101 September 3, 2009

FISHTAB 

Fuckin Illinois Shit Head Towing A Boat commonly said in wisconsin

you stupid FISHTAB!!!

FISHTAB by Matt Strom October 10, 2004