Fuckin' Illinois Shit Head Towing a Boat - Refers to rude, clueless Illinois resident(s) (usually Chicago suburbanites) who not only have no clue as to courteous driving, but further exemplify it while towing a massive boat. In most cases, FIBs love to drop their 32' cruisers in 60 acre lakes and wonder why they are getting the bird from fisherman.
"Hey Fishtab.. this is a fishing lake you glub..glub...glub".
by Bajaskier June 11, 2007
Fuckin Illinois Shit Head Towing A Boat commonly said in wisconsin
you stupid FISHTAB!!!
by Matt Strom October 10, 2004