FIFAs

Spanish Term for men who gatekeep woman from "manly things" while not really being knowledgeable about them. Like a man who only plays FIFA on their PS5 but still thinks women shouldn't plat videogames

the FIFAs are angry because Pokimane is a famous streamer

by yanmann May 9, 2021

FIFA Boner

When you're playing FIFA really well and it leads to arousal in the form of a hard-on.

Oh my god that bicycle kick was sick! I just got a massive FIFA boner.

by the sheen machine April 17, 2011

fifa 14

The ultimate troll machine. The leading reason for broken controllers and the end of the best friendships. Excessive amounts of profanity and calling your opponent a cunt, wanker, puto, or schlumpe. Sweaty goals, pace abusers, over powered stats, and abuse of Real Madrid.

I am going to go play FIFA 14 and get my shit trolled and probably throw my controller at the wall a couple times or so. Thanks EA Sports.

by Sir David Mo(whore)yes January 11, 2014

Lupe Fiasco

Lupe Fiasco: One of few real rappers who can actually rap.

mini bio: Wasalu Muhammad Jaco (born February 17, 1982),1 better known by his stage name Lupe Fiasco, is a Grammy-winning American hip-hop artist. He rose to fame in 2006 following the success of his critically acclaimed debut album, Lupe Fiasco's Food & Liquor. Prominent hip hop mogul Jay-Z describes him as a "breath of fresh air" in a new hip hop world characterized by mainstream pop and glamor, a sharp contrast with the widespread lyricism-focused rap of the 1990s, and critics have called him the "Hip-Hop Generation's Next Vanguard.

Lupe Fiasco is one of best rappers alive.

by Suburbian March 10, 2009

Firas

Firas is a person who you’ll never meet like him, he is one of the best people in the world, if you have a firas trust me your life will be much better because there is no one in the world like that person. He will do anything for you, he will be your best friend, and when you’re sad make you feel happy. He will always be beside you with happy and hard times and will support you through everything. If you have a firas hold onto them because you can’t lose a person like them and if you don’t have a firas get one ASAP cuz you’re missing out trust me you’re missing out. And not to forget the most important thing he gets allll the girls out there, no girl will be left for you. If you just see firas just turn around and go back cuz boy you got no luck. He got all the looks and hotness and stealsss all the girls. He is a lovable person and is the best person you’ll ever meet

Who is firas?
Firas is the most amazing guy in the world.

by Carlogarcias November 15, 2021

FIFA bitch

A complicit though somewhat abusive relationship which can be between friends, family, flat mates, loved ones, etc, whereby one person is significantly better than the other on the highly popular console game FIFA football series.

The two parties agree to compete on the game despite the outcome already being an inevitable heavy defeat for the 'FIFA bitch' which is then repeated countless times.

No matter how bad life gets the person will be able to rely on the sick pleasure of defeating their ‘FIFA bitch’ without mercy.

An ancient tablet was recently found with the scribe 'everybody needs a FIFA bitch' such profound wisdom is only just being realised.

"Oh man I had a terrible day at work yesterday. Things improved when I got home and beat my FIFA bitch 5-1, he nearly cried!"

by the keyboard warrior September 17, 2012

FIFA Tourette's

A disease that strikes only during a match of FIFA the video game in which all social filters are erased when a player feels he was wronged by the game. This phenomenon is particularly prevalent in males aged 15-24

Kevin: "F@$%!!!!!!"
Kevin: "S&*@!!!!!"
Greg: "Kevin, your FIFA Tourette's is acting up."
Kevin: "F^&@ you man, I scored that f@$%ing goal!!!!!"

by Schnooters October 8, 2010