Femail 

An email that is sent from a female to other females due to it's "Ahh" factor. It's content can be cute, heartfelt or just overly soppy.

Debbie had a habit of sending around cute femails annoying all the gusy in the office.

Femail by Lorcán000 February 16, 2009

femail 

the art of replying and acknowledging mails (even forwarded mails) only to female friends and ignoring males

Mr.Alex only femails.
This guy only femails, he does not email.

femail by srini_cbe December 1, 2011

femail 

important missive from your spouse taking priority over all else

you've got femail; she wants you straight home after work...oh, and pick up some milk.

Bob can't join us tonite, he got femail...

femail by neohippus July 3, 2008

femail 

Fake Email... can't live with it, can't live without it

That was some of the dirtiest femail I've ever had.

femail by jfish June 17, 2004

femail 

noun- underground communication system used by women to keep men perpetually searching for a way to figure them out. still purely hypothetical,although further study is needed.

every time i start thinking i know what it is that will make my girlfriend happy, i swear she goes onto her femail,sends out a bulletin,and leaves me further behind than i was before..

femail by schott August 14, 2008

Femail Man 

The woman who delivers your mail

Dude! The femail man is here!

Femail Man by Superjay76 October 4, 2017

Femail Man 

A Femail man is a female that delivers your mail. Much like the Mail Man that is male, but a lady or woman delivering mail is plainly put a Femail Man.

Guy one : You seen that hot new mail lady?
Guy two: you mean that new Femail Man??? Yeah she's hot

Femail Man by Blinx the Cat February 3, 2023