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femailman 

a woman who works for the postal service; a mailwoman.
Look ma! The femailman just dropped off ma package!
femailman by SteveisDelicious January 10, 2009
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Tracksuit famalmanulu 

The ting famalam’s wear on road bruv innit u SOE bruvvvvvvvv
You tracksuit famalmanulu bruv
One who is born a male yet is constantly mistaken for a woman.

This might be due to feminine facial features or over use of makeup, hair salons, or tight clothing. Some men also have very fragile figures which can often be mistaken for a very thin girl's.
Tina and I were at the mall when we saw this femiMan and some girl making out; we couldn't tell if they were lesbians.

Whenever I bring home a guy my parents think he's a girl so I must have a thing femiMen.
FemiMan by BehindTheMirror January 17, 2010

fecalmaniac 

someone who loves doo-doo feces
If you go to ratemypoo.com, you are a fecalmanic.
fecalmaniac by goatcheese June 14, 2004

Femail Man 

The woman who delivers your mail
Dude! The femail man is here!
Femail Man by Superjay76 October 4, 2017

Fecalmancy 

The practice of divination through examining and ingesting faecal matter.
1. "Hey John, why are you eating shit out of the middle of that pentagram?"

"It's called 'Fecalmancy' and it's an art"
Fecalmancy by Octomelon February 1, 2022
Noun: A man that has a full, feminine figure. Features of a Femiman include a bubble butt, soft thighs, wide hips, shapeless arms and narrow shoulders. A femiman often has moobs.
Man, that's not my mom, it's a Femiman.
Femiman by JerkyLove August 4, 2010
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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