Features 

Another word for cunt. Can be used on it's own or along with cunt.

Jim shit the fuck up you features.

Nobody likes that kid Paul, he's such a cunt-features.

Features by Pimp-Master J May 15, 2006

Features 

derived from Cunt features, a very ugly or stupid person. It is said to describe but most importantly disguise you from a beating.

Man:Look at that features.
Otherman:he has a dirty features face.

man:look at that fucking stupid cunt features i hope that features dies a horrible death.
otherman: you not wrong there i heard he also beats up old people, what a features.

Features by Jimsy June 23, 2006

fanny features 

A scottish saying for one who has the qualities of a vagina.

Aw naw at least I'm not a fanny features!

fanny features by annonXD October 16, 2008

legacy features 

The most basic features of a product such as a video game where companies wouldn't want to implement for the most idiotic or unknown reasons, resorting to call them "legacy features".

Player: "Where is the scoreboard and VOIP for this shooting game that the franchise had for over 20 years!?" -
Dev: "Those are legacy features, son."

legacy features by Brutalfield2042 January 20, 2022

cunt features 

when someones facial features are those of a cunt, thus fucking ugly!

boy: do you wanna go out with me?
girl: fuck off, cunt features!

cunt features by Shell555 January 5, 2007

twat features 

A person with facial features that resemble a twat

1) Mike has twat features.
2) Fuck you, twat features!

twat features by Fr3sh2d3f May 21, 2006

bitch-features

Mean, nasty (or totally harmless) term for any female doing anything that pisses you off. Heat of the moment sort of name-calling.

"Hey bitch-features where did you get your license?"

"Bitch-features has her shortest skirt on again...you can nearly see what she had for breakfast."

bitch-features by ckerr16 April 23, 2008