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Fakank (fuh-KANK), adjective
Fucked up, janky, improperly assembled, dysfunctional, disorganized, or generally in a state of ridiculous disarray.

“Whoever installed this sink held the pipes together with duct tape and a prayer—this whole setup is completely fakank.”

FAKANK by XxNastyNatexX July 26, 2026

Words you can keep

fakakta

a word used to describe something that is not working well or is really crap. Derived from a multitude of yiddish words

sam: this is a fakakta cake

Daniel: This fakakta car has broken done again.

fakakta by colonial cool November 11, 2008

Related Words

FAKANK • fakakta • Fakanese • Facanked • Fadank • Fajanked • fajankie • fajankly • Fajanky • fakakta malarkey

fakakta

Bad, not working well, "fucking". From German, verkackt(e, er), shitty (Kacke, shit)

Jeff: "What's with your fakakta shoes?" (Curb your Enthusiasm)

fakakta by Mardil June 2, 2009

fakakta

<Yiddish origin> A person or thing who is completely crazy/fucked up.

(example 1) I can't believe your brother drank his own urine. That fakakta kid will do anything.

(example 2) Their house in in this fakakta part of town. Let's just say that you don't want to raise your kids there.

fakakta by straightballah July 25, 2007

fakandreas

Organization / (possibly) a Religion, started in Southern and Northern Greece. Has 3 followers as of July 2019.

Person 1: "What is your religion?"
Person 2: "Oh, I'm a fakandreasian!"
Person 1: "Wow! How do you join?!"
Person 2: "Oh, you don't. You are forced into it."
Person 1: "wot"
Person 2: *dark glare*

fakandreas by Apostolos the Great July 30, 2019

FAKAKTE

Based on the Yiddish word verkakte. It can mean dirty, shitty, full of crap, or screwed-up.

"There was a time when a black man was killed for whistleing at a white woman, OJ killed a white woman and gets to whistle all day. Now that's fakakte."

From The Daily Show

FAKAKTE by DualSin October 6, 2007

fakanese

a fakanese person is seen when they talk WAY too much about anime or kingdom hearts. they usually insert random japanese into their sentences. also mostly white and knows NOTHING about what japan is really like. fakanese boys start their dorkdom from dragon ball Z, females from sailor moon. in contrast to a person who likes japan, but is not obsessed.

fakanese: ohayoo! did you see inuyasha last night! I Also made a comic about Axel and Roxas being gay together! they are sooo kawaii! sayoonara!
regular person: you strait up fakanese, bitch.

fakanese by alex francisco April 24, 2007

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026