FAKANK

Fakank (fuh-KANK), adjective
Fucked up, janky, improperly assembled, dysfunctional, disorganized, or generally in a state of ridiculous disarray.

“Whoever installed this sink held the pipes together with duct tape and a prayer—this whole setup is completely fakank.”

FAKANK by XxNastyNatexX July 26, 2026

fakakta

a word used to describe something that is not working well or is really crap. Derived from a multitude of yiddish words

sam: this is a fakakta cake

Daniel: This fakakta car has broken done again.

fakakta by colonial cool November 11, 2008

fakakta

Bad, not working well, "fucking". From German, verkackt(e, er), shitty (Kacke, shit)

Jeff: "What's with your fakakta shoes?" (Curb your Enthusiasm)

fakakta by Mardil June 2, 2009

fakakta

<Yiddish origin> A person or thing who is completely crazy/fucked up.

(example 1) I can't believe your brother drank his own urine. That fakakta kid will do anything.

(example 2) Their house in in this fakakta part of town. Let's just say that you don't want to raise your kids there.

fakakta by straightballah July 25, 2007

fakandreas 

Organization / (possibly) a Religion, started in Southern and Northern Greece. Has 3 followers as of July 2019.

Person 1: "What is your religion?"
Person 2: "Oh, I'm a fakandreasian!"
Person 1: "Wow! How do you join?!"
Person 2: "Oh, you don't. You are forced into it."
Person 1: "wot"
Person 2: *dark glare*

fakandreas by Apostolos the Great July 30, 2019

FAKAKTE

Based on the Yiddish word verkakte. It can mean dirty, shitty, full of crap, or screwed-up.

"There was a time when a black man was killed for whistleing at a white woman, OJ killed a white woman and gets to whistle all day. Now that's fakakte."

From The Daily Show

FAKAKTE by DualSin October 6, 2007

fakanese

a fakanese person is seen when they talk WAY too much about anime or kingdom hearts. they usually insert random japanese into their sentences. also mostly white and knows NOTHING about what japan is really like. fakanese boys start their dorkdom from dragon ball Z, females from sailor moon. in contrast to a person who likes japan, but is not obsessed.

fakanese: ohayoo! did you see inuyasha last night! I Also made a comic about Axel and Roxas being gay together! they are sooo kawaii! sayoonara!
regular person: you strait up fakanese, bitch.

fakanese by alex francisco April 24, 2007