F.U.F.F.

1. (adj) Fucked Up for Free (This is notably different than fucked up for fun, as being fucked up for fun usually costs money, and there are specific guidelines to what can be classified as fucked up for free.). In order to be FUFF'd, the following criteria must be met:

1. The substance in question must be procured free of charge (i.e. found, stolen, or given to the person)

2. The person must use the substance to achieve an altered state of consciousness.

Carly: "Dude.. I'm wicked high right now off the baggie I found in the hallway."

Chris: "So you're F.U.F.F. Congratulations!"


George: "Dude, I'm wicked fuff'd right now!"

Matt: "On what?"

George: "Paint, cough syrup, and non-prescription pain killers!"

Matt: (nods approvingly) "Good looks, man!"

by S.H.E.P. March 2, 2009

L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N.

The League Of Villainous Evildoers Maniacally United For Frightening Investments in Naughtiness (L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N.) is an organization dedicated to promoting evil.

L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. is causing chaos again.

by MikefromAZ November 22, 2010

Duff (D.U.F.F.)

abv. for Designated Ugly Fat Friend; Term men use to describe a fatter, less attractive friend, a woman brings with her to a party or social gathering to make herself look better by comparison. In some cases the more attractive woman will not "put out" for any male, unless one of his friends "takes one for the team" and "hits" the Duff.

C'mon take one for the team and hit that Duff (D.U.F.F.), I'll buy you lunch tomorrow!

by Dr. Slappy McGee III Esq. March 19, 2006

L.O.V.E. M.U.F.F.I.N.

Stands for the Leauge Of Villianous Evildoers Maniacally United For Frightening Investments In Naughtiness, a terrifying organization led by Dr. Doofensmirtz in the classic show, Phineas and Ferb.

"Man, did you watch P&F last night?"
"Yeah dude, I almost pissed my pants when I saw Dr. Doof and L.O.V.E. M.U.F.F.I.N. come on"
"Totally, the Leauge Of Villainous Evildoers Maniacally United For Frightening Investments in Naughtiness gets me every time"

by theresathebeast November 14, 2016

D.U.F.F.

An abbreviation for 'Designated Ugly Fat Friend'. Often in many large groups of women (usually adolecents) there will be a D.U.F.F. as a means to look better by comparison.

I only hang out with her becuase I need a D.U.F.F., otherwise, she'd be, so, history.

by B.a.m December 21, 2005

B.U.F.F.E

Best unicorn friend for ever

Sophie is my B.U.F.F.E.

by Dhrhrveg December 5, 2016

B.U.F.F.Y.

An acronym that stands for Beautifully United Friends Forever... YES!

JB and Paul are each other's B.U.F.F.Y.

by B.u.f.f.y. January 11, 2009