F.L.T.C. 

Friendly Local Trash Cans

Friend one: Hey Kendall, where are you gonna put that garbage?!?!
Friend two: I’ll put it in one of our many F.L.T.C.’s!
Friend one: A what??
Friend two: A friendly local trash can!!

F.L.T.C. by user_50067993 June 3, 2019

R.O.F.L.U.S.J.O.M.A.M.M.S.R.O.F.L.B.T.I.D.I.A.C.I.A 

Rolling on the floor laughing until someone jumps on me makes me stop rolling on the floor laughing but then I do it again cuz it's awesome.

Player 1: I PWNED J00 R.O.F.L.U.S.J.O.M.A.M.M.S.R.O.F.L.B.T.I.D.I.A.C.I.A!

Player 2: STFU N00B

R.O.F.L.U.S.J.O.M.A.M.M.S.R.O.F.L.B.T.I.D.I.A.C.I.A by xCascade October 21, 2010

C.U.N.T.F.L.A.P.S. 

Acronym for: Citizens United Negating Technology For Life And People's Safety.
-As heard in Grand Theft auto : Liberty City Stories

I was playing GTA LCS yesterday and they said there is a association called Citizens United Negating Technology For Life And People's Safety. I want to join C.U.N.T.F.L.A.P.S.!

C.U.N.T.F.L.A.P.S. by Euvic Von Stuvic July 11, 2006

r.m.t.y.c.f.y.l 

Ride me till you can't feel your legs

"R.M.T.Y.C.F.Y.L"

"ok LMAO"

r.m.t.y.c.f.y.l by _your_girlfriend_ February 22, 2020

G.T.T.C.F.I.S.T.W.D.K.Y.S.T.N.L.N

great. thing. that. can. flourish.into. something. that.we. don’t. know.yet. so. there’s. no. label. for. now.

when girls don’t know how to label something

Becky: “OMG Sarah I’m so into this guy but I don’t know what to do yet.”

Sarah : “ Are you saying that you’re, G.T.T.C.F.I.S.T.W.D.K.Y.S.T.N.L.N?”
Becky: “omg Sarah, you’re so right that’s so brazy”

G.T.T.C.F.I.S.T.W.D.K.Y.S.T.N.L.N by The Dynamic Duo May 30, 2019

l.m.f.y.t.y.c.o.m.d 

Girl: Let me fuck you till you cum on me daddy
Boy: Let me fuck you till you cum on my dick
Usually in texts

Girl: l.m.f.y.t.y.c.o.m.d
Boy: l.m.f.y.t.y.c.o.m.d

l.m.f.y.t.y.c.o.m.d by KOwolfyy December 1, 2022

l.m.f.y.t.y.c.o.m.d 

Let me fuck you till you cum on my dick

Guy: Let me fuck you till you cum on my dick (l.m.f.y.t.y.c.o.m.d)
Girl: I’m so down 🤭

l.m.f.y.t.y.c.o.m.d by hellokitee November 30, 2022