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B.F.F.A.L.A.H.P. 

big floppy faggot analy loaded and happy penis
I saw a B.F.F.A.L.A.H.P running around town last night.
B.F.F.A.L.A.H.P. by Jimmy November 14, 2003

B.F.F.A.L.A.H.P. 

Short for the term, "Best Friend For As Long As Humanly Possible." Also known as a flope.
"Holy crack-head of a B.F.F.A.L.A.H.P."
B.F.F.A.L.A.H.P. by Scrub November 11, 2003

G.F.A.L. 

An acronym for Go Fuck A Land-mine.
Used in an instance where go fuck yourself isn't good enough.
Bob: Can I date your sister?
Neil: G.F.A.L. you ass.
G.F.A.L. by Kodepalau December 6, 2010
Translates into "Fat Ass Lips". A F.A.L is typically a short and stubby filipino man/women who likes to eat family sized Kettle brand chips preferably salt and cracked pepper all by him/herself. F.A.L also likes to drink a lot of Arizona peace tea. They drink about 2-3 gallons a day. They are also video game addicts and have no friends. They are typically douche bags. He/she tends to have abnormally large lips.

Also if you are starting to eat a lot of chips or you are starting to drink a lot or eat a lot of something you must say "No F.A.L" or else you will soon become a F.A.L too.
Ewwwww look at F.A.L with his huge lips!!!!!!!!

(eats a lot of chips) No F.A.L!!!!!
F.A.L by tactical infamy June 14, 2010
F- flat
A- ass
L- loose
P- pussy
Hey I fucked your mom she has a F,A,L,P
F,A,L,P by Deeznutz123456654 April 26, 2022

F.A.B.N.A.L. 

An acronym used when encountering someone who is putting a negative representation On white girls Named Lexi

Fuck any bitch named Lexi
Ex:
Jordan sitting with his friend and sees his ex

Jordan- “F.A.B.N.A.L.”
Friend - “What ?”
Jordan- “fuck any bitch named Lexi”
F.A.B.N.A.L. by D3JENR8 August 4, 2020