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F.IF = Fart Induced Fit. The mad flailing of arms and nose pinching that happens as soon as a fart is smelt by the person unfortunate enough to be in the room when somebody else farts.
Hey man I did the best fart the other day but my girlfriend had a total F.I.F.

or, on seeing someone's reaction to your fart you can say
"Don't F.I.F out on me now!"
F.I.F by ruby_wednesday April 9, 2010
Words you can keep
Stands for “finn is fire” or, in simpler terms “this man called finn is very attractive
“Did you see finn at lunch? F.I.F!!”
F.I.F by Unknown_269 January 30, 2024
Related Words
F.i.f.u F.I.F.C. L.M.E.Y.A.B.I.F.I fiif fifa FIFO fif terrified cif it F.I.N.F

F.I.F.C. 

F*ck it for Chris, as said by Jal and Michelle in Skins Volume 2 Episode 10. As in it doesnt matter, dont worry about it, let things be what they will. Chris's motto
F.I.F.C. lets get messed up
F.I.F.C. by skooks January 4, 2011
1. F.i.fu. (acronym) for Fatigue Induced Fuck-Up.

or
2. Fi.f.u. (acronym) for Fatigue Induced Foul-Up.

(censored version).

3. When one is so tired the easiest tasks are easily errored.

(Sometimes while the person doing the F.i.f.u is unaware

of it until after the fact).
1. (can be used as a verb.) I was so tired I Fi.fu.'ed, and

got off the bus at the wrong stop.

2. I was so tired I F.i.f.u'ed and, tripped going down the

stairs.

3. There was a complete F.i.f.u. on your T.P.S. report

Jonson, you obviously need some sleep.

4. Well todays' paper-work has been a total Fi.f.u.
F.i.f.u by Philly McWilly May 26, 2012
acronym for Finish Inside Fall Asleep
Its much better to F I F A than to pull out.
F I F A by A d a m October 31, 2007

F.I.F.O. 

First In First Out, as to beat the crowd.
I want to be F.I.F.O. at the big sale in the mall.
F.I.F.O. by Ciro Damalio November 13, 2007

F.I.F.O. 

To be the first one at a event and the first to leave.
I want to be F.I.F.O. at the mall tomorrow, I hate crowds.
F.I.F.O. by Ciro D'amalio December 5, 2007
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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