F.I.F

F.IF = Fart Induced Fit. The mad flailing of arms and nose pinching that happens as soon as a fart is smelt by the person unfortunate enough to be in the room when somebody else farts.

Hey man I did the best fart the other day but my girlfriend had a total F.I.F.

or, on seeing someone's reaction to your fart you can say
"Don't F.I.F out on me now!"

by ruby_wednesday April 10, 2010

Net jetsetter

An internet user not defined or confined by their location.

That person has so many different language videos on their YouTube channels. Such a net jetsetter.

by ruby_wednesday May 08, 2015

Playing a Brown Note

1. Another term for doing a fart

2. An expansion on the definition of a mythical noise that induces instantaneous bowel evacuation

Sniff, sniff.... "Did you just play a brown note? Oh yuck"

or

What are you doing honey?

Aww nothin....Playing a brown note

by ruby_wednesday April 19, 2010