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Fif: means to plead the fifth amendment; to not tell something to someone else because of whatever circumstances.

In the superlative, fif can be written as "fizzif"
Example 1: Rick: "Tell me what happened last night with that hot chick!'
James: "fif"

Example 2: "I plead the fif!"

Example 3: "I can tell you that I plead the fizzif"
by Charlie Murphy June 10, 2004
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In French (Eastern Canada), a " fif " is someone who's homosexual or acting like it.
Le féminin de "fif" est "five"
Sti qu'té fif !!!
five mon homme !!!
by laurent September 26, 2005
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low-grade marijuana, shwag, middies, etc. "fifth" or "fifty" also acceptable.
"I don't have much money so let's split a bag of fif and roll the L. Be on the float before long"
by Yuri Dadinov October 05, 2011
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Your friend offers you one more glass of wine on a Friday evening. You know you shouldn't but FIF (Fuck it, it's Friday).
by JohnnyQuestisgay November 11, 2011
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This is a word used when someone else does something stupid. When the person does something stupid, you put your hand on his/her neck and slide it off fast, or if someone does something really stupid you give them an uber fifs, when you include some fingernail in your fifs and that makes it hurt a little.
That kid just hit his head on a plank of wood. Fifs on him
by Harry2317 November 24, 2007
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