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L.A.F.F.E.E.

A gang of middle aged housewives who party hard in the city of Park Ridge. The group's name allegidly stands for Life After Forty, For Everyone and Everything; but underground information attests that the true meaning of the group is Life After Forty, F*** Everyone and Everything. Their known kingpin is Franny the Fox who's coverup job includes practicing the beatitudes. Don't let their smiles and love for wine and hurricanes fool you: these women are bad news.
"Those L.A.F.F.E.E. women are starting trouble again"
L.A.F.F.E.E. by Ricky the Rat December 11, 2008

C D G D E G F E D C D G E E F G G G A C A C 

-C D G D E G F E D C D G E E F G G G A C A C
-Ah f***

f-r-e-e that spells free 

Well i was shopping for a new car which ones me?
A cool convertible or an SUV
Too bad i didn't know my credit was whack and now I'm driving off the lot in a used sub-compact
F-R-E-E that spells free. creditreport.com baby

Saw their ads on my TV, thought about going but was too lazy
Now instead of looking fly and rolling fat
My legs are sticking to the vinyl and my posses getting laughed at!
F-R-E-E that spell free. creditreport.com baby!
bro that sure is a creditreport.com moment ahah
f-r-e-e that spells free is when

F r e e d o m 

Adj. Used to describe a state of being where one is unencumbered by material possession and emotional ties.
F r e e d o m's just another word for nothing left to lose.
Nothin', and that's all that Bobby left me.
spells free, credit report dot com, baby
F-R-E-E by Byoon April 26, 2008

F r e e d o m 

something that mel gibson believes in.....go braveheart!!!
Executioner: The prisoner wishes to say a word.
William Wallace: FREEEEE-DOMMMMMM!

William Wallace: "They may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!"
F r e e d o m by Sourskittle69185 September 1, 2005