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F.B.B.I. 

Fuck Boi Bureau of Investigation

You and your besties lurking deep on your crush/ Fwb you accidentally caught feelings for. Investigations are conducted either in group chats or over a blunt/ libations. Main channels for investigation include but are not limited to, IG, twitter, Fb, my Space, LinkedIn, and Club Penguin.
He's been texting me all week, but said "you acting weird" when I responded with the 🥰 emoji. Imma hit up the F.B.B.I. on this one I don't have time for games.
F.B.B.I. by Modernsolutions February 7, 2022
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U.I.F.B.I.B 

"Damn dawg that girl Najae U.I.F.B.I.B!"
U.I.F.B.I.B by 12161994 January 18, 2009

T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B 

This is for Rachel you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch why you took me off the motherfucking schedule with your trifflin dirty white racist ass you big fat oompa loompa ass bitch i’m coming up there and i’m going to beat the fuck out of you bitch
Karen: Where is your manager?
Manager: T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B

G.Y.B.A.B.I.T.M.F.H.B.I.B.Y.M.F.A 

G.Y.B.A.B.I.T.M.F.H B.A.B.Y M.F.A it means "Get your black ass back in this motherfucking house before i beat your motherfucking ass
Little johnny goes out to play but his mom told him to do the dishes, But he didnt so his mom told him G.Y.B.A.B.I.T.M.F.H.B.I.B.Y.M.F.A

J.s.m.m.k.a.d.n.b.r.i.o.b.b.f.f.i 

Just Saw My Mum Kill a Dog, Not By running it over but by fist fighting it
" DUDE, OMG, J.S.M.M.K.A.D.N.B.R.I.O.B.B.F.F.I!"
An anacronym for the term "free balling it",it is shorthand for a male's decision to go sans swaddling or minus his u-trou...
When he realized he was out of clean underwear,Carl decided to go f.b.i.
f.b.i. by sheila in the car January 12, 2010
Female Body Inspector
Bob looks at girls a lot, hes is a female body inspector
F.B.I by Geppy May 13, 2005
Word of the Day on May 10, 2017
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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