F,A,L,P 

F- flat
A- ass
L- loose
P- pussy

Hey I fucked your mom she has a F,A,L,P

F,A,L,P by Deeznutz123456654 April 26, 2022

B.F.F.A.L.A.H.P. 

big floppy faggot analy loaded and happy penis

I saw a B.F.F.A.L.A.H.P running around town last night.

B.F.F.A.L.A.H.P. by Jimmy November 14, 2003

B.F.F.A.L.A.H.P. 

Short for the term, "Best Friend For As Long As Humanly Possible." Also known as a flope.

"Holy crack-head of a B.F.F.A.L.A.H.P."

B.F.F.A.L.A.H.P. by Scrub November 11, 2003

C.U.N.T.F.L.A.P.S. 

Acronym for: Citizens United Negating Technology For Life And People's Safety.
-As heard in Grand Theft auto : Liberty City Stories

I was playing GTA LCS yesterday and they said there is a association called Citizens United Negating Technology For Life And People's Safety. I want to join C.U.N.T.F.L.A.P.S.!

C.U.N.T.F.L.A.P.S. by Euvic Von Stuvic July 11, 2006

F.L.A.P.S 

Fat Lard Ass Piece of Shit. Other wise known as a stradley.

Person a: how long does it take that fucker to get us some ammo?

Person b: It could be all day, F.L.A.P.S. is takeing his time again!

Person a: Fucking FLAPS!!

F.L.A.P.S by dirtyrottenscoundrel53 November 9, 2008

F.L.A.P. 

"The Freedom Loving Alcoholics Party." The political arm of the more militant right-wing group S.H.L.F. F.L.A.P. is committed to the creation of an intellectual consensus against sitting inside all weekend and never going out. Less concerned with Steve's house per se, F.L.A.P. is opposed to a more global problem: being a douche bag and not going out on the weekend.

Yeah, I'm a member of F.L.A.P. but not the S.H.L.F. because they went a little overboard with the whole Tiffy kidnapping/Yak-a-black decapitation thing.

F.L.A.P. by S.H.L.F May 8, 2005

F.L.A.P. 

Acronym for Feeling Like A Player.

When you are working two or more people at one time you should be F.L.A.P.ing

F.L.A.P. by lmafohehe September 24, 2011