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F.A.G.M. 

fag-um

Acronym for fat ass gay matt. This describes your typical friend named matt.
speaking to matt: hey F.A.G.M., fetch me a sandwich, yo
F.A.G.M. by Perry Bernstein January 11, 2009
The acronym A.F.G.M represents the "A Few Good Men" Clothing Line.
A non-profit organization dedicated to the creation of strong, good, and responsible men and young men within their community.
Have you seen the new A.F.G.M? They just dropped.
A.F.G.M by ZigglerBrandy February 28, 2024

G.M.A.F.B. (Give me a fuckin' break!) 

Originated as a response to the emo fagots who constantly feel the need to write and tell everybody about their feelings. If you have a journal, then we're talking to you! But they respond "You don't know how it is" or "You don't know what it's like." I say "Give me a fuckin' break! NOBODY CARES!" Keep it to yourselves, it's not that bad, this means you OWL CITY! Get out of your mama's basement and get some fuckin' sun. The term "Give me a fuckin' break!" has since evolved from this early usage, it now is used as a common response for anyone bitching for no apparent legitimate reason.
Statement- "My life stinks, the world is against me. :("
Response- "Give me a fuckin' break!"

Subject- The movie Twilight.
Response- "Give me a fuckin' break!"

Action- Emo kid wearing jeans tighter than Daisy Duke.
Response- "Give me a fuckin' break!"

The uses for G.M.A.F.B. (Give me a fuckin' break!) are endless!

W.A.F.N.G.M.O.O.H. 

What a F'in Nightmare - get me out of here
Cryptic acronym. She wrote on her notepad while the meeting dragged on....W.A.F.N.G.M.O.O.H.

s.o.m.f.a.n.g.o

An acronym meaning, "sit on my face and never get off".
Gosh I wonder if that girl would like to S.O.M.F.A.N.G.O.
s.o.m.f.a.n.g.o by Redlline November 28, 2016

A.S.A.G.D.M.F.P.B. 

Acronym for: As Soon As God Damn Mother Fucking Possible, Bitch.
I need those 1085 forms ASAGDMFPB!
A.S.A.G.D.M.F.P.B. by Billy January 20, 2005