F my L 

Short, slang term for "fuck my life."

I got a parking ticket, I failed my test, and my girl is cheating on me. F my l.

F my L by alaur October 23, 2008

M Y L I F E or My Life 

This means hilarious

For example:
Person 1: Wanna hear a joke?
Person 2: Sure :D
Person 1: M Y L I F E or My Life
Person 1 then proceeds to commit self kill

M Y L I F E or My Life by HyelloGuys December 8, 2020

B your L on my F 

Blow your Load on my Face

I'll even let you B your L on my F.

B your L on my F by Duff J June 8, 2009

R.I.P.M.Y.L.I.F.E 

An abbreviation for when you drive your car off a bridge while texting and driving.

R.I.P.M.Y.L.I.F.E... OOF

R.I.P.M.Y.L.I.F.E by that dog eater boi February 27, 2019

what the f- i’m sorry for my language but what the f is this 

for when you see a bloody mcdonald’s burger

*opens mcdonald’s burger wrapper”
“what the f- i’m sorry for my language but what the f is this”

what the f- i’m sorry for my language but what the f is this by lucyiscoo1 May 6, 2021

f my f-ing chungus life

when life gets that hard…

i just dropped my food on the floor “f my f-ing chungus life” i’ve had enough this week

f my f-ing chungus life by choccymuncher67 November 15, 2025

Damn Look At My F Forehead 

Damn Look At My F Forehead: To see a person with a big forehead.

Damn Look At My F Forehead: To see a person with a big forehead.
Mike: Hey Daniel
Daniel: What?
Mike: Look at yo forehead bro
Daniel: What about it?
Mike: It do be humongous though

Damn Look At My F Forehead by he cant keep getting away December 14, 2021