Ezzaporate 

The act of looking at an item with your orbital cavities and it zapping out of existence in mid-air.

OH MAN, I JUST EZZAPORATED THAT PENCIL. FUCK YEAH MAN

Ezzaporate by samuel2222 October 23, 2008

evaporated cane juice

A misleading term used to mask the true identity of sugar in food. It is not healthier than regular sugar but when listed as an ingredient in food products, it fools people into believing they are ingesting a more wholesome alternative.

Let's buy this healthier cereal, it has "evaporated cane juice" instead of sugar in the ingredients!

evaporated cane juice by ballroomstyle August 3, 2009

evaporated 

To be beyond pro at DotA. To say "evaporated is pro at all heros" is an understatement.

Evaporated is godlike with all heros in DotA.

evaporated by Evap didn't put me up to this! April 28, 2006

Efaporate 

The process of semen evaporation, post fapping.

"It's okay honey, just let it sit for a while on your face, it will efaporate eventually."

Efaporate by Efaporator May 7, 2012

Evaporate 

To suck a dick until it is completely dry.

I am going to evaporate the s*** out of him!

Evaporate by laughnchic June 28, 2010

evaporated 

a pronoun usually preceding the word, owns

evaporated owns!

evaporated by Not evap! June 3, 2003

Evaporate 

When the water in a washing machine "disappears" from the inside of it and your clothes are no longer submersed in water.

"Hey Nick, how does the water get out of the washing machine?" "It evaporates."

Evaporate by eveofnemesis August 19, 2007