eyetalian

The way a hick says "italian"

want some eyetalian dressing on that salad?

by ajm81 July 26, 2008

eyetalian

A schmuck of Italian ancestry.

Usually in the mafia, and/or from Staten Island, New York.

"Yo, why was that guy at the pizzeria such a douchebag?"

"Oh, cut him some slack, he's just an eyetalian.

by Mudda Asshore November 03, 2015

eyetalian

eyetalian is how retards say italian

are you eyetalian. no, im italian

by CockityWockity November 23, 2021

Eyetalian Stallion

When she got a yeast infection and then cums in your eye

Melanie just gave me an eyetalian stallion

by TYRONE! January 20, 2019

eyetalian

An Italian with blue eyes.

George Bush prefers eyetalians because he is a racist.

by bogosuperelf July 23, 2020