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eyetalian 

A schmuck of Italian ancestry.

Usually in the mafia, and/or from Staten Island, New York.
"Yo, why was that guy at the pizzeria such a douchebag?"

"Oh, cut him some slack, he's just an eyetalian.
eyetalian by Mudda Asshore January 5, 2016

eyetalian 

eyetalian is how retards say italian
are you eyetalian. no, im italian
eyetalian by CockityWockity November 23, 2021

eyetalian 

An Italian with blue eyes.
George Bush prefers eyetalians because he is a racist.
eyetalian by bogosuperelf July 23, 2020

Eyetalian Stallion 

When she got a yeast infection and then cums in your eye
Melanie just gave me an eyetalian stallion
Eyetalian Stallion by TYRONE! January 20, 2019

Eye-talian 

An Italian in Montana, Wyoming, & Texas I suppose.
Do you want Eye-talian dressing on your salad?
No, I want Italian dressing on my salad, after my dinner.
Eye-talian by Alpino October 28, 2020

epitaliangiophobia

"I hate the ride Splash Mountain in Disney World."
"Why?"
"Epitaliangiophobia."
"Oh, I gotcha. That woodpecker's pretty fuckin' scary"
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
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