bogosuperelf's definitions

Mikayla

Terminally obsessed with Brian. Typically seen in bridal attire just in case Brian proposes.

Mikayla: After I finish washing Brian's feet with my hair, I hope he notices my empty ring finger and pops the question.

by bogosuperelf July 19, 2020

eyetalian

An Italian with blue eyes.

George Bush prefers eyetalians because he is a racist.

by bogosuperelf July 23, 2020

69

The number of chromosomes Dave has.

Gillian: How many chromosomes do homosapiens have?
Dave: Wha? I have 69. No homo.

by bogosuperelf July 23, 2020

sss

Selfish Swine Syndrome

Dave: I went down on all the other girls in your school because I wanted to have sex but to save my virginity for you.
Gillian: sss

by bogosuperelf July 23, 2020

Tiktok-Elligence

When someone fluently speaks references to Tik-Tok or youtubers in attempts to prove that they in fact have no life other than watching their neighbors home videos.

A metaphor citing from Tik-tok or youtubers is how urban dictionary has become predominantly full of people boasting Tiktok-Elligence.

by bogosuperelf July 24, 2020

Bella

A 16 year old girl with the personality of a 48 year old Karen.

Bella just posted 18 dry ass definitions on the urban dictionary carrying on about her rabid political views and corporate advertising as if the urban dictionary were an encyclopedia of syntax.

by bogosuperelf July 24, 2020

Cindy Lawson

A nag

Cindy Lawson: Brush your teeth. Read Machiavelli. Vegetables. Get off the couch. Call me. You're wasting time. No magic cards. Look at this. What's your point. He's no good. You're in trouble. Don't take that tone here. Use your words. I'm telling your father. Hurry up. Stand up. Sit down... (and on and on)
Me: *runs away*

by bogosuperelf July 24, 2020