Bella just posted 18 dry ass definitions on the urban dictionary carrying on about her rabid political views and corporate advertising as if the urban dictionary were an encyclopedia of syntax.
by bogosuperelf July 24, 2020
disappointment would be an improvement to what we are
Gillian was outraged when Dave offered to sell her his dick for a cool mil but it improved to mere disappointment after he bought her a pair of socks.
by bogosuperelf July 04, 2020
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by bogosuperelf November 13, 2020
Pedophile Whistleblower: Jeffery Epstein was murdered by a group of vigilantes protecting children and minors from being sexually exploited. GASP. I could be next@!!!!!
by bogosuperelf October 28, 2020
When Dave proved his insanity by trying the same pick up lines for 10 years only to have me crap in my hand and slap him. Uh-Huh and is when you've finally had enough of Dave's nonsense and you meet him for a tea party, then pour laxatives and sleeping pills in his tea.
Dave: I'm sure you taste better than your sister.
I have drugs. I'll pay you to lick your toes.
You smell better than your mom after a 12 day cocaine bender.
I haven't showered in 5 months and I've been with 200 women since I started sexting you. Come over babe.
I'll wax your legs then you we can go get whore tattooed on your thigh.
You may be 45, but you've got the mind of a child to me.
I'm drunk and we may as well be brother and sister. I'm a doctor trust me.
Uh-Huh And.
I have drugs. I'll pay you to lick your toes.
You smell better than your mom after a 12 day cocaine bender.
I haven't showered in 5 months and I've been with 200 women since I started sexting you. Come over babe.
I'll wax your legs then you we can go get whore tattooed on your thigh.
You may be 45, but you've got the mind of a child to me.
I'm drunk and we may as well be brother and sister. I'm a doctor trust me.
Uh-Huh And.
by bogosuperelf January 22, 2021
George Bush prefers eyetalians because he is a racist.
by bogosuperelf July 23, 2020