bogosuperelf's definitions

Hornee

A victim of someone else's horniness.

A rape game prostitute that doesn't get paid.

Dave: Do you like how I bazoinked you with my tiny penis and taser gun.
Gillian: I am a Hornee.

by bogosuperelf June 29, 2020

Beef Gardener

One who performs oral sex. Typically on a female. Cunnilingus or Fellatio.

Dave was a Beef Gardener.
Gillian didn't care cause she wasn't getting any of that.

Gillian used to be a Beef Gardener until she advanced and grew a beef garden of her own.
Dave was hardcore butthurt because he wasn't getting any of that.

by bogosuperelf June 29, 2020

disappointment

disappointment would be an improvement to what we are

Gillian was outraged when Dave offered to sell her his dick for a cool mil but it improved to mere disappointment after he bought her a pair of socks.

by bogosuperelf July 4, 2020

Mikayla

Terminally obsessed with Brian. Typically seen in bridal attire just in case Brian proposes.

Mikayla: After I finish washing Brian's feet with my hair, I hope he notices my empty ring finger and pops the question.

by bogosuperelf July 19, 2020

eyetalian

An Italian with blue eyes.

George Bush prefers eyetalians because he is a racist.

by bogosuperelf July 23, 2020

69

The number of chromosomes Dave has.

Gillian: How many chromosomes do homosapiens have?
Dave: Wha? I have 69. No homo.

by bogosuperelf July 23, 2020

sss

Selfish Swine Syndrome

Dave: I went down on all the other girls in your school because I wanted to have sex but to save my virginity for you.
Gillian: sss

by bogosuperelf July 23, 2020