bogosuperelf's definitions

Patgasm

Your dry pussy becoming a wet pussy whenever you hear Patrick Starrs sexy hoarse raspy voice.

I invited Gillian over to watch Spongebob Squarepants and she Patgasm-ed all over the couch. It was messy.

by bogosuperelf April 16, 2021

Uh-Huh And

When Dave proved his insanity by trying the same pick up lines for 10 years only to have me crap in my hand and slap him. Uh-Huh and is when you've finally had enough of Dave's nonsense and you meet him for a tea party, then pour laxatives and sleeping pills in his tea.

Dave: I'm sure you taste better than your sister.
I have drugs. I'll pay you to lick your toes.
You smell better than your mom after a 12 day cocaine bender.
I haven't showered in 5 months and I've been with 200 women since I started sexting you. Come over babe.
I'll wax your legs then you we can go get whore tattooed on your thigh.
You may be 45, but you've got the mind of a child to me.
I'm drunk and we may as well be brother and sister. I'm a doctor trust me.

Uh-Huh And.

by bogosuperelf January 22, 2021

such as it is

A sarcastic way of letting someone know that their pipe dream or failure to appreciate the reality of the situation is not an actual step toward this goal

Sheila can often be seen prostituting, doing rails, and chasing the dragon. Her ideal match on tinder would be a tall muscular rich man who would marry her and go down on her every chance he gets. Such as it is my other car is a Lamborghini.

by bogosuperelf January 14, 2021

Idiot

The dumbass on urban dictionary that writes definitions for random strings of letters to make fun of the people who will never manage the string together the same random combination of letters, thus their definition will get buried in the vastness of the catacombs of the internet only to be deciphered as prophesies by future generations a 1000 years hence.

Idiot: Word - a;sdlkfja;sldkfja;sdlfkjqpoierujx,ncvlk...asdlfkjasdk2pczmx.c0203,alsDSlaslekdasdjkweld. Definition - I can't believe you looked this up, you must be some kind of nerd with no life.

Archeologist of the future: How fascinating. This is clearly some kind of prehistoric attempt from one time travel scientist to trash talk another time travel scientist in order to maintain their competitive edge during the race to invent time travel.

by bogosuperelf January 14, 2021

Barfed In My Hat

When Dave shook his ass like a donkey with Parkinson's and said

I never new me cheating on you would come back to haunt me
You were supposed to love me, now bleed bitch bleed
I barfed in my hat

I thought Pikey had cheated on me because he had one girlfriend before me
But when Dave showed up and ate my mom's pussy and my entire facebook page along with 50 sluts all dying from asphyixia because he is fucking he man. (THA MAN). PHAT. I barfed in my hat.

by bogosuperelf December 16, 2020

Football Flynn

When an obese 15 year old smokes some crack and starts believing that they're both gangster and anorexic. Usually results in a Barbie bonfire.

Football Flynn: Ur toes are fat.

by bogosuperelf November 21, 2020

Techno

Music made by constipated mice.

I wanted to listen to music by constipated mice so I got a techno cd.

by bogosuperelf November 20, 2020