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A form of transporting the sperm to somebodies eye ball, it is a process which may hurt the person who is getting sprayed but it can be extremly pleaurable for the man who cums in somebodys eye and he finds its rather amusing that he's creamed in somebodies eye.
Humpfry was excited and pulled my eyelids apart and Eyecum in them and it really hurt.
Eyecum by Harchan January 16, 2008
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ooze from the eye, eyecrusty
Pardon me but you have eyecome.
eyecome by jpg3 October 2, 2011
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the word you spell when you want to escape having to spell icup.
Class clown: spell icup >:)
Quiet kid: E-Y-E-C-U-P. eyecup.
Class clown: fuck
eyecup by StandUserLeon September 4, 2020

eye cum shot 

When someone's eye turns red from getting hit there with cum. It turns red because of the warm salt.
Jacob: "Your eye's red. Did you get eye cum shot?"
Liz: "Yeah, by Bob."
eye cum shot by John Plato June 11, 2008
Name given to mucus secreted from the eyes, during sleep this mucus solidifies to form solid eye cum flakes
Steve: dude wtf happened last night?
Dave: dunno, but i woke up with a shit load of eye cum
eye cum by TwigZ540 May 16, 2006
Something that glues the viewer so much, they can't look elsewhere
"Wow, that series is such an eyegum!"
eyegum by Mosey Anon September 14, 2017

eyeumeumeyo 

meow meow meow wi wi wi
That cat is so cute, eyeumeumeyo!
eyeumeumeyo by thegooster March 6, 2025
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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