Eye Sacks 

sexy QT pie who you could never look at because he is in a serious relationship and DONT FUCKING LOOK AT HIM k thanks bye (also is sweety and gives good cuddles)

Wow look at Eye Sacks! He’s in a serious relationship and we should never talk to him

Eye Sacks by Dndldjdldkd November 21, 2021

Split Sack Eye-Mask 

verb, noun:
1. testes are placed upon the bridge of the nose so that bifurcation results in each testicle resting within each eye socket. The shaft of a (preferably) erect but acceptably flaccid penis rests upon the bridge of the nose of the recipient of the SSEM.

Note: Simply leaning backwards results in "The Unicorn Effect" in which the shaft rises upward while the testicles remain in the eye sockets.

Genital temperature should remain at a temperature of 37 degrees Celsius, which can be achieved in a warm water bath.

"While anticipating a tea-bag, I thought I went blind but discovered, to my relief, that I was recieving not a tea bag, but a Split Sack Eye-Mask."

Split Sack Eye-Mask by Marshall, Leslie, Jen, Marquita July 20, 2006

eyesacks 

1. Keeper of yo peepers.
2. Beholder of Vision
3. The void that your eyeballs rest in.
4. Online gaming: Ownage/pwnage - l33t - got the better of you.

1&3. The little kid shot out his eye with a bb gun. All that remained was his eyesack.
2. That dood layed it down eyesacks style (after hearing his deep true words).
4. Some gamer: "Omg! EyeSacks is here lets try to kill him!"
System Msg: "EyeSacks has just sent Some player to the Lifestone"
EyeSacks: /flex "EyeSacks Flexes"

eyesacks by EyeSacks April 30, 2003

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004