Eye Sacks 

sexy QT pie who you could never look at because he is in a serious relationship and DONT FUCKING LOOK AT HIM k thanks bye (also is sweety and gives good cuddles)

Wow look at Eye Sacks! He’s in a serious relationship and we should never talk to him

Eye Sacks by Dndldjdldkd November 21, 2021

Split Sack Eye-Mask 

verb, noun:
1. testes are placed upon the bridge of the nose so that bifurcation results in each testicle resting within each eye socket. The shaft of a (preferably) erect but acceptably flaccid penis rests upon the bridge of the nose of the recipient of the SSEM.

Note: Simply leaning backwards results in "The Unicorn Effect" in which the shaft rises upward while the testicles remain in the eye sockets.

Genital temperature should remain at a temperature of 37 degrees Celsius, which can be achieved in a warm water bath.

"While anticipating a tea-bag, I thought I went blind but discovered, to my relief, that I was recieving not a tea bag, but a Split Sack Eye-Mask."

Split Sack Eye-Mask by Marshall, Leslie, Jen, Marquita July 20, 2006

eyesacks 

1. Keeper of yo peepers.
2. Beholder of Vision
3. The void that your eyeballs rest in.
4. Online gaming: Ownage/pwnage - l33t - got the better of you.

1&3. The little kid shot out his eye with a bb gun. All that remained was his eyesack.
2. That dood layed it down eyesacks style (after hearing his deep true words).
4. Some gamer: "Omg! EyeSacks is here lets try to kill him!"
System Msg: "EyeSacks has just sent Some player to the Lifestone"
EyeSacks: /flex "EyeSacks Flexes"

eyesacks by EyeSacks April 30, 2003