Extrordanaire 

An adjectival pronoun, describing somebody with an extra ordinary ability to make people laugh, get into the pants of somebody of the opposite sex, or demonstrate feats of super human capabilitys.

Danny: He just met her, and shes already all over him.

Dillup: Is he doing an elbow lever while cracking a joke?

Redli: *mumbles*

Dennis: They dont call him "Eugene Extrordanaire" for nothin.

Extrordanaire by Mr.Melons March 9, 2009

Toolbox extraordinaire 

Worse than a tool, even worse than a toolbox. The highest capacity of being a tool.

Coined on Jake and Amir

Jake: Amir, leave my brother alone, you don't even know him.

Amir: Maybe you should stop being such a toolbox extraordinaire!

Toolbox extraordinaire by pez123 December 13, 2010

Douche bag extraordinaire 

Noun, Adjective - A person who has shown outstanding achievement when it comes to the practices of being a douche bag, fucker, asshole, shithead, or any other demeaning clique association that portrays douchery at its finest.

When standing in line at DQ you suddenly are cut in line by a jock and a few of his douche bag friends.

You: Hey! I was in line in front of you.
Douche nozzle: So?
You: Well fuck you man!
Douche: I've got your sister for that.

After suffering a humiliating defeat you finally return to your table with a few of your friends.

Friends: What took so long?
You: Some asshole in line decided to become a douche bag extraordinaire and cut me.
Friends: What a douche...

Douche bag extraordinaire by IisMathwizard December 18, 2012

houdini extraordinaire

To properly do this you will need to postion the chick so that she is facing out the window while you are gettin it doggy style. After a while you tell her you are going to get some lube real quick. That's when your buddy appears from under the bed and takes your place. Then you go outside to the window and wave to her.

Your buddy could also wear a darth vader mask to turn it into the darth vader houdini extraordinaire. When she looks back to see whos fucking her, your buddy with the darth vader mask leans in and says, "I am your father."

houdini extraordinaire by Demali March 17, 2009

procrastinator extraordinaire 

Someone who always procrastinates, no matter what the situation.

Jenny is a procrastinator extraordinaire

procrastinator extraordinaire by SarahE2009 February 6, 2009

d-bag extraordinaire 

Someone who finds it their life's duty to be an all around asshole and douchebag. They are in an elite class of their own of the dbags in the world.

Christopher Columbus was a d-bag extraordinaire for pillaging and raping everything that moves.

d-bag extraordinaire by C. period History October 20, 2008

Jake PIP Extraordinaire 

An individual with no real value or use. Chewing with their mouth open and pick their nose (public or private) are common practices. One enjoys wearing jorts (jean shorts), a red helmet, and roller skates while cruising around Central Park. This mystical creature never cleans and is continuously flagellating. Additionally, an argument thats consist of the idiotic dismissal tactic seems to be unavoidable with this person. This childish booger chasing individual always attempt to be the loudest one in the room by screaming "oh yea" on a daily basis. Lastly, he is a misshapen in terms of the usual human body, as he bears a striking resemblance to a pear.

Jake PIP Extraordinaire is that guy that is always drunk, loud, gross, awkward and think he is cut even though he resembles Mr. Potato Head. In his defense he is an amazing botanist. We have never seen anyone keep flowers alive longer than him.

Nick Names: Mikey Manners, PIP, Frogger, Sloth, Booger, Kermit, M&M, Old Jake, Middle Aged Jake, Gay Jake, and DC

Jake PIP Extraordinaire by Snake's Lounge June 1, 2009