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Exstigator 

To not instigate.
Jim is an exstigator, therefore he has many friends.
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Estimator 

An employee that works for a construction firm or general contractor that prices projects and tries to make the company as much money as possible. This requires lots of lying to subcontractors and giving away other numbers in order to have them lower their costs so you can screw them in the ass while you make your company more money. The job also requires you to count every nail, doorknob, electrical outlet and tampon despenser (also known as a Sanitary Napkin Despenser) in a building. Throughout the day you will degrade architects left and right becuase they don't even know how to wipe their own asses. You will go home and fall aspleep with numbers flying around in your head and you will wake up and write down notes like "Remember to include damproofing in the elevator pit" in your sleep. Most people can't handle the job and either end up suicidal or fired. Those that stick around end up making decent money and look foward to rediculing architects.
Example 1-
Architect: "Derp, I think I forgot to include the second floor of the building in my drawings...I was too busy getting my Chevy Volt to run on plant by product. Looks like I'll have to issue an adendum and make everyone work all night since the bid is due tomorrow, derp."

Estimator: "Well, you also forgot to include the roof drawings and the roof specifications you fucking tard...did you actually go to school or did you become brain damaged after you graduated."

Example 2:
The estimator twisted and turned in his sleep while visions of floor base and steel grating spun around in his head. "Was the foundation big enough to fit the grating?" he thought in his sleep then woke up sweating and wrote down some notes.
Estimator by Estimator from hell February 2, 2012

dick estimator 

A purposeful underestimation to apply pressure on a task
To say "I think it will only take a day for you to make this website for me" is a "Dick Estimate" which would make that person a "Dick Estimator"
dick estimator by ltd March 11, 2015

ESTIMATOR 

He who guesses / states facts based on very little actual knowledge.
Someone who likes to quote unsubstantiated figures and stastitics in the vain hope that whoever is listening is just as fucking stupid as they are
'Out of the criminals we have let out early only 10% have re-offended'

or

'We know exactly where 99% the illegal imigrants are"

Such statements are typcial of an "estimator"
ESTIMATOR by Jelly Tott May 17, 2006

endstigator

A person who ends or urges the stop.
He was the endstigator of the party because it too wild.
endstigator by Tamarashayne May 9, 2019

Estimatory 

The ability to utilize the skills and talents acquired over time to create an estimate for Restoration or Reconstruction projects. This is a well-honed skillset possed by a Project Director.
"While a Project Director's role and responsibility has a sales piece to it, they also need to be proficient with the correct estimatory skills."

"It's a mindset... someone who is a PD has a helluva set estimatory skills."

"Tim: Project Directors possess both sales and estimatory skills."
Estimatory by tkh127 August 4, 2023

Serial estimator 

When you need more than one estimate
Mr. and Mrs. Jones are we getting this project done?

No Jimmy, I’m a serial estimator, I need to get 10 quotes!
Serial estimator by Mr.Coconuts March 8, 2021
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

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mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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