Exskimo

When your ex is a cold hearted bitch.

My girlfriend left me on my birthday and got with my best friend!

Wow she sounds like an exskimo for sure!

Exskimo by M_dizzle_J_swizzle March 10, 2019

eskimo explosion 

To wear a strapon backwards like a tail, then have sex with two girls doggy style with one fluid motion, periodically switching sides.

GUY 1: "Dude, I had an eskimo explosion with sara and jen yesterday!"

GUY 2: "Right on, man!"

eskimo explosion by DerpSauron June 18, 2014

Eskimo Wank 

The act of placing your hand in a freezer for an extended period of time and then proceeding to masturbate. Often used by Alex Birtwistle..

Alex: I really fancy having an eskimo wank tonight, but the freezer is broken.
*Alex cries*|

Eskimo Wank by Penthouse9 February 14, 2015

Eskimo wish 

When you wish for something that you know is about to happen.

The term dates back to the early 18th century during The Flood of Atqasuk. The city (at that point only a small fishing village) was flooded due to an unusual and highly dangerous melting of the snow in the area. It is still unknown what caused the snow to melt; the locals believed the Sun God was punishing them for not making enough sacrifices. In order to appease his anger, the village elders told them to catch several tons of fish, and burn them in a great village fire, certain that the smoke and fish flesh would please the god. After doing this for several weeks, as well as ritually dancing for snow to return to the village, a number of polar bears came to the village. The people took this to mean that snow would come for certain, and wished for it even more than before! Within days, the snow came, and thus their Eskimo wishes had been answered.

John is in a restaurant and orders pancakes. He sees the waiter coming with his pancakes

John: "I wish I had a plate of pancakes!"

The waiter sets the pancakes down in front of him, fulfilling the Eskimo wish.

Eskimo wish by GreekWaiter May 9, 2010

Eskimo Kisses 

A separate type of kiss consisting of two lovers brushing the tips of their noses together. It is very adorable and will often lead to beautiful smiles and more kisses.

I love it when he gives me Eskimo Kisses.
I wonder how many accidental Eskimo Kisses we've had.

Eskimo Kisses by Lil_Weirdo_ July 24, 2019

eskimoed 

When a woman quits a sexual act before a man can ejaculate, resulting in blue balls.

Oh man. She came and didn't even let you finish? That girl eskimoed you.

eskimoed by Ernaldo Zimmer January 19, 2017

eskimo side hug 

Standing side by side, two people press or rub their cheeks together in an affectionate manner.

Kevin wanted us to give me an eskimo kiss , but I said no. He gave me an eskimo side hug instead.

eskimo side hug by Caesar's Toupée April 25, 2015