Explosive Decompressor

A massive fart that initiates with a large amount of power, then tapers off in a linear fashion as pressure drops.

Did you hear that explosive decompressor that Mrs. Reed did in the teachers lounge?

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explosive decompression

to violently lose atmosphereic pressure - usually due to a hole in a pressureised space

i thought i would die when the plane suffered explosive decompression - but my crotch saved the day

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The result of eating too much spicy (or just plain bad) food. See also starfish drool.

An hour after eating at Taco Bell, I was locked in the bathroom, experiencing explosive decompression.

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When it feels like you have to take a giant shit, but it's really just one turd and a giant fart behind it.

I rushed home cause I thought I had to crap, turns out it was just explosive decompression.

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