5 definitions by Ornery Individual

Karen

A name for a demographic of middle-aged, cocky woman. Karens insist on inserting themselves into positions of power over people. Usual ID characteristics include pink clothing , tennis hats, anything "mama bear" or "live, laugh, love", Chevy Tahoe or Suburbans, resting bitch face, and capris.

She's such a Karen for wanting to speak to the regional manager for a $1.00 burrito.

by Ornery Individual November 26, 2021

Church Slider

A fart in church that usually done for the intention of spicing up a rather boring situation.

I did a lil church slider because it was boring AF in there.

by Ornery Individual November 26, 2021

Sissler

A type of fart that has a very powerful, angry sound to it that's similar to a chain saw under a load.

Did you hear that sissler? Sounded like another one from Mrs. Reed.

by Ornery Individual November 26, 2021

Explosive Decompressor

A massive fart that initiates with a large amount of power, then tapers off in a linear fashion as pressure drops.

Did you hear that explosive decompressor that Mrs. Reed did in the teachers lounge?

by Ornery Individual November 26, 2021

Bitch Bomb

When an individual (usually female) unloads on someone with a bitchy, Karen- inspired rant.

Did you hear Susan bitch bomb that bank teller?

by Ornery Individual November 26, 2021