When you order a pair of J’s (13 black and greens to be exact) and it was originally supposed to be a 3-5 business day shipping order, but the shoe store shows love and over nights them....
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.